TP Doesn’t Cure the Flu (which includes COVID-19)!

Have you forgotten the American flu cure that Trey Parker and Mat Stone shared with you on April 30, 2003 when you were all scared of SARS because “only 98% of you would be left“???

As clearly pointed out in this wikipedia entry, which summarizes the appropriate South Park episode, its’:

  • Campbell’s Chicken Noodle Soup
  • DayQuil
  • Sprite

Now go forth and clear the shelves!

(But give the rest of us five minutes to buy stock in Campbell’s, Vicks, and the Coca-Cola Company first.)