Have you forgotten the American flu cure that Trey Parker and Mat Stone shared with you on April 30, 2003 when you were all scared of SARS because “only 98% of you would be left“???
- Campbell’s Chicken Noodle Soup
Now go forth and clear the shelves!
(But give the rest of us five minutes to buy stock in Campbell’s, Vicks, and the Coca-Cola Company first.)