We’ll rant and we’ll roar like true Angry Bloggers
We’ll rant and we’ll roar when on-line and off
Until we strikes bottom inside the Reddit threads
When straight through the forums to /AskReddit we’ll go

I’m a son of a ‘counter, I’m a geek and a blogger
I can’t dance, I can’t sing, I just sling the web code
I can handle the WordPress and I can write with finesse
Whenever I gets in a chronic’ling mood

We’ll rant and we’ll roar like true Angry Bloggers
We’ll rant and we’ll roar when on-line and off
Until we strikes bottom inside the Reddit threads
When straight through the forums to /AskReddit we’ll go

Farewell and adieu to ye young influencers
You spin a tall tale, which should not be believed
I’m bound to disagree with the bullsh!t that you post
I can’t stay quiet or it’s yokey I’ll be

We’ll rant and we’ll roar like true Angry Bloggers
We’ll rant and we’ll roar when on-line and off
Until we strikes bottom inside the Reddit threads
When straight through the forums to /AskReddit we’ll go

We’ll rant and we’ll roar like true Angry Bloggers
We’ll rant and we’ll roar when on-line and off
Until we strikes bottom inside the Reddit threads
When straight through the forums to /AskReddit we’ll go

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