Is it just me or does it take a special kind of idiot to watch Terminator 2 and say to himself “unstoppable shape-shifting robots would be so cool!”?
Scientists Just Created Shape-Shifting Robots That Flow Like Liquid and Harden Like Steel
Especially when Hugo Drax is executing his world domination plan to ensure his AI-backed SkyNet project gains global dominance!
I guess they figured a certain President wasn’t getting the job done fast enough …
I stand here waiting for them to bang the gong
To crush the critic saying, “Is it right or is it wrong?”
If only truth had an outlet, buyer would you read?
An expose a day, to shine the light on their misdeeds?
I am tired of the fraud, the fraud, the fraud
I am tired of the fraud-fraud, am tired of the fraud-fraud, am tired of-
The way that they lie and deceive you
With the fraud, the fraud, the fraud
Give me that thing that I love (I’ll turn the lights on)
Let the truth out, set it free, free (Shout it real loud)
Give me that thing that I love (I’ll turn the lights out)
Let the truth out, set it free, free (Shout it real loud)
Shout it real loud
Let the truth out, set it free, free
(T H E T R U T H) Shout it real loud
Let the truth out, set it free, free
I’ve overheard your theory, “Nostalgia’s for geeks”
I guess sir, if you say so, some of us just like to read
One second I’m Plato’s fan, suddenly Plato is me
Philosophy was truth, now truth’s philosophy, in me
I am tired of the fraud, the fraud, the fraud
I am tired of the fraud-fraud, am tired of the fraud-fraud, am tired of-
The way that they lie and deceive you
With the fraud, the fraud, the fraud
Give me that thing that I love (I’ll turn the lights on)
Let the truth out, set it free, free (Shout it real loud)
Give me that thing that I love (I’ll turn the lights out)
Let the truth out, set it free, free (Shout it real loud)
Shout it real loud
Let the truth out, set it free, free
(T H E T R U T H) Shout it real loud
Let the truth out, set it free, free
Woo, truth, truth
Woo, truth, truth now
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Give me that thing that I love (I’ll turn the lights on)
Let the truth out, set it free, free (Shout it real loud)
Give me that thing that I love (I’ll turn the lights out)
Let the truth out, set it free, free (Shout it real loud)
Shout it real loud
Let the truth out, set it free, free
(T H E T R U T H) Shout it real loud
Let the truth out, set it free, free
To the tune of Pretty Fly for a Rabbi by Weird Al.
[Which is to the tune of Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) by The Offspring.]
A I, A I!
(How ya doin’, Schulman?) A I, A I!
(How ya doin’, Schulman?) A I, A I!
And all my rabbis say it’s pretty fly that Gen-AI!
Meccha Gen A I, meccha technologica!
Our space has had a fair share of tech hype in the past
But most of it was nudnik and none of it would last
But our new tech’s real kosher, we think it’ll do the trick
I tell ya, it’s to die for, it really knows its shtick
So how’s by you? Have you seen this tool?
Reads the Reddit, does its own synopsis too
Working’ like a dog at a synagogue
It scans all day, it scans all day
Just type “Vay is mir!” and it will kick into gear
And bring you lots of fear and tell you the world’s end is near
Just grab your shelter kit and
Hey! Hey! Do that Prepper thing!
A I, A I!
(How ya doin’, Schulman?) A I, A I!
(How ya doin’, Schulman?) A I, A I!
And all my rabbis say it’s pretty fly that Gen-AI!
It learns from the forums, not just any will suffice
It has to find extremist views ’cause that’s what masses like
Doesn’t care if it’s a fact, as long as you come and play
Hallucinations plenty, just eat one rock a day!
People used to scoff, now they say “Mazel tov!”
It’s so attractive ’cause they think they can lay you off
It computes non-stop and outputs slop
What’s not to like? What’s not to like?
For endless days, it works without complaint
And never asks for pastrami on white bread with mayonnaise
Just grab your vacation thong and
Hey! Hey! Do that Celeb thing!
When it’s computing your new payroll, now that you shouldn’t miss
It’ll happily add a Billion when the dot it skips
It’s got a lot of chutzpah, and it really is quite daft
The coders pay the moyl and then you just get the shaft!
A I, A I!
(How ya doin’, Schulman?) A I, A I!
(How ya doin’, Schulman?) A I, A I!
Meccha Gen A I, meccha technologica!
It’s doin’ well, I gotta kvell
The yentas love it, even shicksas think it’s swell
For your mental health, it is top shelf
It don’t care if you go and off yourself
Yeah it calls the shots, we really bow down lots
Oy gevalt, I’m so ferklempt that I could plotz!
Grab your pasta strainer
Bow down to the sphaghetti god!
Put on your pasta strainer and
Hey! Hey! Join the FSM!
Dedicated to THE PROPHET.
Back in October we pointed out that an organized squirrel attack in Jackson, Michigan knocked out power for over 3,000 customers, obviously in a trial run for something much more sinister.
Not that long ago, a similar attack took place in Toronto, Ontario on Feb 5 (CBC News) when the daily high was -5° C and a prolonged power outage would not only lead to busted pipes in hundreds of buildings, but hundreds of cases of hypothermia and death among the populace!
As a race we have to smarten up as they keep learning from us and are beginning to realize that actions need to be done at effective times for maximum impact. Remember, they’ve already progressed to sabotaging our cars in New York and shutting down trains in the UK (Terror Squirrels are Now Targeting Civilians Directly). If we keep being a poor example as a race, they might soon figure out how to wipe us out even before AI gets the chance! (They want their nature back!)
To remind us of the good ol’ days when an a**hole was just an a**hole …
Here’s the classic version …