… for the current state of affairs affecting you, you might want to consider the source of the major global epidemics of the last 20 years.
||2005 / 2011 / 2016
Notice a pattern?
Have you forgotten the American flu cure that Trey Parker and Mat Stone shared with you on April 30, 2003 when you were all scared of SARS because “only 98% of you would be left“???
As clearly pointed out in this wikipedia entry, which summarizes the appropriate South Park episode, its’:
- Campbell’s Chicken Noodle Soup
Now go forth and clear the shelves!
(But give the rest of us five minutes to buy stock in Campbell’s, Vicks, and the Coca-Cola Company first.)