Over the last couple of years we’ve chronicled multiple instances of squirrel sabotage and how squirrel sabotage is spreading north, the rise of the terror squirrels that have organized their own rigorous training camps, and how they are targeting us when we are at our weakest.

We’ve done this while all the major news sources have not only stayed quiet, but published articles about how cutesy the squirrels are and how a significant number of Americans are now maintaining their sanity by watching squirrel videos.

And, even worse, there is a growing number of Instagram and Tik Tok Influencers who are feeding, befriending, and even housing their own packs! This is EXACTLY where the squirrels want us! That way, when they’re ready to take back the continent, we won’t suspect a thing.

They know their time is close. A few well placed copies of Mein Kampf. Some well timed sabotage during protests and law enforcement operations. Increased stress and angst through well timed power outages. Once a revolution starts, and everyone needs to be armed, their time will be close. Then they just have to wait for mini single shot firearms to start being mass produced (as every lady will want to conceal one or two on her person, just in case), at which point, once there are millions to be stolen, they’ll organize their operation to clean out entire warehouses overnight (since they are small enough to get in and out without anyone knowing).

And we won’t suspect a thing because they’ve been the critters helping to keep us sane with their cutesy acts and subliminal messaging. (The whole point of Squirrel with a Gun was to show us how insane the idea of a squirrel with a full size gun was and ensure we never suspected them of being capable of mass violence. However, tiny derringers come in around 4″ in length and 4″ in height, with the tiniest being about 3.7″ and 2.4″ (like the NAA-22S). Small enough for a squirrel, big enough to take out even the most hardened human (when they sneak up and fire a shot at our temples in close range). And since there are at least as many squirrels as there are of us …