Category Archives: humour

I Write Alone …

While I wait for the World Cup to finish and your focus to return to work, here’s a classic from 2012:

I write alone, yeah
with nobody else
I write alone, yeah
with nobody else
You know when I write alone
I prefer to be by myself

Every morning just before breakfast
I don’t want no bad company
Just me and good buddy lonesome
That’s all I ever need
‘Cause I write alone, yeah
with nobody else
You know when I write alone
I prefer to be by myself

The other night I laid sleeping
And I woke up with inspiration
So I fired up my trusty Macbook
And I turned off dication
And I wrote alone, yeah
with nobody else
You know when I write alone
I prefer to be by myself

The other day I got invited to a circle
But I stayed offline instead
Just me and my trusty text edit
Spinning up a brand new thread
And I wrote alone, yeah
with nobody else
You know when I write alone
I prefer to be by myself

My fellow bloggers done give up on me
But I don’t feel inadequate
That the only ones hanging out with me
Are my dear old LOLCats
And we write alone, yeah
with nobody else
You know when we write alone
We prefer to be by ourselves!

Ariba Live (Europe) Needs a Mascot

SI recommends Kitty Purry!

First of all, it’s a cat. Secondly, we know that Kitty Purry likes Katy Perry music. And given that every time the doctor walked into a general session, it was Katy Perry song that was playing, it just seems like the right thing to do. After all, Kitty Purry loves to ROAR!