Archaeology Cats take lots of naps and would prefer that you not include them in the artifact catalog.

Sometimes they just like to dream what it was like when their great-grandfathers unearthed ancient sites, such as the unearthing of the tomb of Philip II of Macedon, father of Alexander the Great, that occurred 37 years ago today.

Last week’s LOLCat regressed to a past life, so this week’s LOLCat is in hiding …

Those damn futurists!

He’s started wearing Steampunk because he’s regressed back to the age of steam …

Do you know why LOLCat, who usually wants a shrubbery, wants a rubber chicken today?

45 years ago today was the first airing of episode 3 of Monty Python’s Flying Circus which, if the doctor is correct, is the first episode to feature a fully suited knight who, in his first scene, walks up to counsel in the courtroom and hits him with the traditional raw chicken. LOLCat is asking for a rubber chicken because, if he asks for a raw chicken, he knows the stupid dog will eat it. (And, of course, once the dumb dog brings LOLCat the rubber chicken, you know what’s going to happen next.)