Procurement, one of the last-areas of the back-office to be hit, is still drowning in the AI-Hype machine that is going full-force 24/7/365, as a result of the self-propagating A.S.S.H.O.L.E. that does nothing but excrete derivative nonsense on a continuous basis, piling it so high that it’s hard not be be Blinded By The Hype!
But, as we’ve seen, this new age of Agentic AI is not accelerating us into the Intelligence Age, but instead devolving us into the Neolithic Age (as it’s now been proven that these technologies are eroding [our] critical thinking skills, and only a few critical thinkers seem to realize that AI is dulling our minds).
Plus, it’s not effective. Studies by MIT and McKinsey last year demonstrated that only 5%/6% of early adopters saw a return. That’s a 94% failure rate, which is even worse than the general technology failure rate of 88% that is the highest it’s ever been in two and a half decades of project failure.
All AI has proven is that you can fail much faster than ever before, but still lost just as much money. That’s because the situation in Procurement is the same as in every other back-office function. Results come from the classic formula of:
- PEOPLE first
- PROCESS second
- TECHNOLOGY third
You need good people more than ever. Sure AI can “process” mounds of data at speeds we’ve never seen, but that doesn’t mean it can extract meaningful intelligence, and even if the intelligence is accurate, that it’s actually useful. Remember, these systems not only process data faster, they hallucinate faster than a field full of hippies at a Woodstock revival concert. But since their grammar and paragraph construction is now better than 90% of the population thanks to the social media revolution that has resulted in the average person having an attention span less than a goldfish and an IQ significantly less than our great-great-great Victorian grandparents, the majority of the population is willing to accept anything they pump out as accurate (even when it’s not).
Only top trained people can properly process complex situations, come up with the right solutions, and execute them. They should be using the most advanced tools available to them to process and make sense of the data using modern Augmented Intelligence technologies, but they should NOT be doing what a dumb system, guaranteed to hallucinate on a regular basis, tells them.
Once you have good people, they need to implement good processes that ensure best practice execution not only by them, but by everyone else who is involved in the process, inside and outside the organization (in partners, providers, and clients). Process allows emerging talent (with good education, great cognitive capacity, and an exceptional [dumb AI free] work ethic) to execute at the level of top talent with the guidance the top talent built into the process, and get the experience they need to become the next generation top talent in the organization.
Finally, once you have the right people, who know what to do, and the right processes, that help them get things done, then, and only then, do you identify the right technology to fit into, and accelerate, the processes. Maybe it’s AI, but chances are it’s traditional, domain-specific, (A)RPA that supports the process to automation levels of 95% to 99%. Dependable, fit-for-purpose, technology is always faster, better, and significantly cheaper than general purpose hallucinatory AI that may, or may not, work on any particular problem.
If you want to survive the current chaos, remember these fundamentals.
And if you can’t remember more than one fundamental, just remember PEOPLE first!
(While you can still find, and hire, people who know what they’re doing. Those of us who grew up before tech took over are getting older and greyer. Without us, not only will you not survive today, but you’ll have no one to train your staff for tomorrow. To think that, as a race, we survived The Great Extinction and, more recently, the The Great Decline during the Younger Dryas era only to risk global civilization collapse as a result of The Great Retardation.)
