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The US Federal Election is in 3 Days …

So, American LOLCat, who do you predict will win, given that just a few days ago the polls were so close, as per this Telegraph article that put the candidates neck-and-neck in a recent poll as a result of the resurfacing e-mail scandal? (Now, FiveThirtyEight.com still gave Hilary a 66% chance two days later, and, historically, Nate Silver is pretty accurate in his predictions, but will this election buck the trend?)


American? American? Iz Canadian Cat!

Well, I guess this explains the recent increase in the Canadian Cat population! 😉

The Coupa Factory … Reboot!

In Honour of Coupa’s Recent IPO …

Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-dee-do
We’re still building great product for you!
Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-dah-dee
Humble is hard when your work is marquis

What do you get when you go enterprise?
Encroaching upon the ERP course?
Where they are going terribly flat!
What do you think will come of that?

I don’t like the look of it

Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-dee-dar
If you are willing, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-dee-do

Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-dee-do
We have a great product for you
Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-dee-dee
Humble is hard when your work is marquis

ERP’s fine when your systems are old
They store all your data on drives that are cold
When you need real-time you’re hung out to dry
To watch the vultures circ’ling high

Up in the dark’ning skies

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dar
But now there’s Coupa, you can go far
You will buy in happiness too
Like the Oompa-Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-dee-do
I have a great product for you
Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-dee-derd
If you are wise, you will heed our word

Ask who they’ll blame when your spend is off track?
Deep in the red and there’s no turning back
Contracts alone are never enough
If your software’s not up to snuff

And doesn’t track your stuff

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dar
But now there’s Coupa, you can go far
You will buy in happiness too
Like the Oompa-Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-dee-do
I have a great product for you
Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-dee-dise
If you are wise, you’ll buy enterprise

Requisitions with a single mouse click
Budget checks integrated and quick
One click receipts when the order arrives
Invoice matching that always jives

You’ll have no … you’ll have no … you’ll have no regrets

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dar
But now there’s Coupa, you can go far
You will buy in happiness too
Like the Oompa-Loompa doom-pa-dee-do