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The Squirrel Sabotage is Spreading North!

Back in October we pointed out that an organized squirrel attack in Jackson, Michigan knocked out power for over 3,000 customers, obviously in a trial run for something much more sinister.

Not that long ago, a similar attack took place in Toronto, Ontario on Feb 5 (CBC News) when the daily high was -5° C and a prolonged power outage would not only lead to busted pipes in hundreds of buildings, but hundreds of cases of hypothermia and death among the populace!

As a race we have to smarten up as they keep learning from us and are beginning to realize that actions need to be done at effective times for maximum impact. Remember, they’ve already progressed to sabotaging our cars in New York and shutting down trains in the UK (Terror Squirrels are Now Targeting Civilians Directly). If we keep being a poor example as a race, they might soon figure out how to wipe us out even before AI gets the chance! (They want their nature back!)

Terror Squirrels are Now Targeting Civilians Directly With Their Sabotage!

They’ve been targeting power (sub) stations for decades, as first reported on SI over a decade ago and most recently reported last weekend.

The Terror Squirrels of Reading upped their game when they forced the evacuation of a Gatwick Train last month.

Now they are sabotaging civilian automobiles in Queens, New York. All they have to do is gnaw the right wire the right amount and your car will randomly stall. Now, they can’t be sure where, but if they can sabotage enough cars in the same way, some will unexpectedly stall in busy intersections and others on the interstate …