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Thanks TechCrunch Europe! Now I don’t have to take PR Calls Anymore …

This is so AWESOME it’s LEGENDARY!

It captures exactly how I feel when I get yet another request from yet another clueless PR firm asking me to blog about something completely unrelated to the focus of Sourcing Innovation, under embargo, and says exactly what I want to say.

From now on, when you ask me to cover Economic Freedom Day (WTF is that?), the latest financial results of a Healthcare conglomerate, or the viewpoints of your Olympic sponsor, I’m just going to point you to this (NSFW).

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Blogger Relations IV: the doctor’s Real Problem with PR

As my regular readers know, I’m not a big fan of PR. (See Blogger Relations I, II, and III.) Most PR people just waste my time, sending me invitations to blog about charity events, the Miss America contest, or the latest self help book by the guru of the day. And those are the better ones. Others offer to schedule meetings the week after I’ve left the city, or schedule meetings without checking if the person they’re scheduling can actually make it, and then don’t tell me the meeting isn’t happening until the call doesn’t happen, or, in a few cases, I show up to an office and no one’s there. And while I will admit that there are a few acute professionals who defy the norm and deserve all the respect we can muster, it seems that I have the bad luck of getting, more often than not, the attention of those who were, obviously, last in their class.

But I’ve had a hard time putting my figure on what really bugs me about most PR professionals, until I stumbled across this article on “48 Guerrilla Marketing Tips from Top PR Pros” on OpenForum.com. The article, which summarized the advice of 48 PR professionals, went something like this:

  1. PR Pro #01: Form relationships with businesses that sell to your customers and ask them to offer your customers discounts.
  2. PR Pro #02: Twitter
  3. PR Pro #03: Twitter
  4. PR Pro #04: Twitter
  5. PR Pro #05: Twitter
  6. PR Pro #06: Twitter
  7. PR Pro #07: Twitter
  8. PR Pro #08: Twitter
  9. PR Pro #09: Blogs
  10. PR Pro #10: Unique Voice
  11. PR Pro #11: Twitter
  12. PR Pro #12: Google
  13. PR Pro #13: Twitter
  14. PR Pro #14: Twitter
  15. PR Pro #15: SEO
  16. PR Pro #16: Twitter
  17. PR Pro #17: Twitter
  18. PR Pro #18: Facebook
  19. PR Pro #19: Google Analytics
  20. PR Pro #20: Be a “working study” for a University Class.
  21. PR Pro #21: Twitter
  22. PR Pro #22: Twitter
  23. PR Pro #23: MeetUp
  24. PR Pro #24: Twitter
  25. PR Pro #25: Twitter
  26. PR Pro #26: Twitter
  27. PR Pro #27: Twitter
  28. PR Pro #28: Think before you post. Sell thought-leadership.
  29. PR Pro #29: Twitter
  30. PR Pro #30: Twitter
  31. PR Pro #31: Twitter
  32. PR Pro #32: Twitter
  33. PR Pro #33: Twitter
  34. PR Pro #34: Twitter
  35. PR Pro #35: Twitter
  36. PR Pro #36: Twitter
  37. PR Pro #37: Twitter
  38. PR Pro #38: Twitter
  39. PR Pro #39: Link-share
  40. PR Pro #40: Twitter
  41. PR Pro #41: Online Marketing through Social Media
  42. PR Pro #42: Real Value
  43. PR Pro #43: Twitter
  44. PR Pro #44: Twitter
  45. PR Pro #45: Twitter
  46. PR Pro #46: Twitter
  47. PR Pro #47: Twitter
  48. PR Pro #48: Twitter

In short, an astonishing 73% think Twitter, which will make a twit out of you, is a PR strategy — and they think it’s a good one at that! Of the remaining 27%, 17% are promoting social media and/or SEO. Of the remaining 10%, 2% are recommending you convince someone else to offer value to your customers and 2% are recommending you appeal to University students (who may or may not graduate and get good paying jobs, and, therefore, may or may not be able to afford your products). This leaves a mere 6% who offer, at least in my view, worthwhile advice of having a unique voice, providing value, and thinking before you speak. However, not a single PR professional said the one, and only one, thing I want to hear. Good content. How can you have good copy without good content? I just don’t get it.

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Yet Another Reason Across-the-Board Year-Over-Year Savings Targets are Stupid

This morning I told you how year-over-year savings targets are costing you a small fortune right now. Now I’m going to tell you how they cost you a large fortune over the long term.

Typically what happens in a company that gets serious about cost reduction as a result of a knee-jerk survival reaction in a recession is that, if they can attract one, they bring in a top-notch CPO. This CPO pulls the weeds out of the organization and replaces them with strong trees, acquires some decent tools (or at least access to some on-demand SaaS tools), institutes good processes, and brings in expert consultants to assist on the strategic sourcing of key categories where her team is weak. Over the next couple of years, the team kicks ass and exceeds their savings targets and everyone is happy. The corporation is saving money and the team is getting lots of kudos and bonuses for a job well done.

But then the inevitable happens. The economic cycle runs its course, the next economic boom occurs, demand for raw materials skyrockets, and prices go up, often significantly. As a result, it becomes impossible for the CPO and his team to get any year-over-year savings in any of the high-spend categories, which they had negotiated down to razor-slim margins when the supplier was desperate. (After all, not only is the supplier being offered a lot more money for a limited supply, but the supplier can’t even cover its input costs at last year’s prices.)

Then management, used to price reductions and unwilling to admit, and sometimes unable to even understand, the new market reality, makes another knee-jerk reaction and fires the CPO, with no plan for cost containment — which is much more important than cost savings. A monkey with an auction platform and the ability to use Google and access a D&B report can save you money in a recession when dozens of suppliers are desperate for your business (and will happily forego profits for a chance to survive). But only a true Procurement Pro can contain costs in a boom market when the supplier holds all the cards. A true pro can contain cost increases to only 10% when production costs go up 20%+ through skillful negotiations, collaboration, innovative delivery options, and so on. Everyone else will be lucky to secure supply at a 20% increase, which is what the company will end up having to accept without a procurement master at the wheel. And you’ll end up losing so much money that I don’t even want to attempt to calculate how much it will be, since the profuse bleeding won’t even begin to slow until you get a new CPO at the wheel, who’ll be hesitant to accept knowing that you’re last CPO, who was a superstar, didn’t make the cut.

You see, it’s not how much you save, because there is no such thing as savings. All “savings” means is that you were paying too much in the first place. What matters is the best deal with the greatest total value for every sourcing event, and a performance that outdoes the market average. When you start measuring that way (against competition, indices, and carefully researched should cost models), and calculate year over year improvements appropriately, that’s when you see real performance. Until then, you’re running a marathon you cannot win.

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Across-the-Board Year-Over-Year Savings Targets are Stupid

You heard me right. They’re bloody ridiculous.

You might think you’re saving money, but in reality, you’re losing a small fortune. And if you take the time to read this post in its entirely, I’ll show you why.

One of the good things about the lingering recession, which is the third significant recession in less than a decade, is that it’s finally convinced many companies that they need a long-term plan for spend control. However, this is also one of the bad things because many companies have made a knee-jerk reaction of just imposing across-the-board year-over-year savings targets without thinking of the ramifications of this ridiculously stupid idea.

When you impose a blanket “savings target” instead of a single “cost reduction goal”, one of two things generally happens.

  1. Quality Plummets
    From a pure spend perspective, your purchases fall into three buckets, you’re spending way too much, you’re spending more than you need to, and you’re spending about the right amount. If you impose an across-the-board cost reduction on a category that your spending the right amount on (because an A-team completed a very successful strategic sourcing event in the last year and raw material costs increased), the only way you’re going to lower prices further is to change the specs, which you usually can’t do, or lower your quality thresholds. As a result, after a few years of squeezing a supplier’s margins too thin, you’re going to get pure junk and lose a fortune in warranty, repair, and return costs.
  2. You Leave a Small Fortune on the Table
    At the other end of the spectrum, if you impose an across-the-board cost reduction target on a category that you’re spending way too much on, your team is going to leave a lot of money on the table. They’re going to say “I have to save 5% year over year for the next 3 years. If I take the 15% savings I’ve identified now, and raw material prices increase, I won’t be able to meet my numbers next year. I won’t get my bonus, and I might even be next in line for layoffs if things get even worse. So I’m going to negotiate a 5% year-over-year cost reduction for three years now, because they’re going to “innovate”, or just take a 5% and then re-source next year, armed with all the research I did this year.” Trust me. I hear this story time and time again from consultancies who join me in shaking their heads in disbelief.

And you lose in the third case, where there are savings to be had, but not much, because once a sourcing professional realizes there isn’t a lot of wiggle room, the sourcing professional will spend as little time on the category as possible so he can move on to the next category in hopes it will be one with a lot of savings potential and the possibility to negotiate a year-over-year savings contract. (And in doing so might miss an opportunity to redefine the sourcing event or raw need and find savings by innovating design or delivery.)

And any way you look at it, you’re losing a fortune.

Scenario 1: Quality drops through the floor.

Let’s say that instead of having 2% of products defective, you now have 10%. Your warranty-related costs have quintupled. If we’re talking 1 M products worth $20, with a total warranty cost of replacement and return equal to $30 off of your bottom line, your warranty costs have increased from $600,000 to $3,000,000. That’s a 2.4M loss on a 20M category, or over 10% of revenues down the drain.

Scenario 2: You Leave a small fortune on the table.

Let’s say that you have a 10M category that has never been strategically sourced before, a 15% savings opportunity, and a 5% year-over-year across-the-board savings target. Your average purchaser who wants his bonus and his job is going to try to negotiate a 5% year-over-year cost reduction with his preferred supplier. That sounds great until you realize that means you leave 10% on the table this year, at least 5% on the table next year, and who knows how much on the table after that (when the supplier gets more efficient and/or volumes increase and/or raw material prices go down again). Even leaving just 10% on the table this year and 5% on the table next year will cost you 1.5M over the next 2 years!

If you must create a “target”, make a sourcing department wide goal of XM for this year only, where X is a small, reasonable, percentage of total corporate spend, and let sourcing decide the best way to try and meet that goal. Furthermore, have an incentive plan that pays a bigger bonus for every dollar of savings realized above the goal. Better yet, focus on “cost avoidance”, where Sourcing focusses on controlling costs in categories where raw material costs have skyrocketed. That way, sourcing won’t leave any money on the table and you’ll stay ahead of your competition.

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Bing’s Right. Stop Apologizing!

I agree with (Stanley) Bing. “Please, Tiger, don’t apologize anymore.” But it’s not just Tiger I want to stop apologizing. Unless you have a reason to apologize to the public, unless you mean it, and unless you have a way to fix it (if it needs fixin’), please shut the hell up and stop clogging all the news channels with bullcr@p. Most of us are too damn busy to keep up with real news. We don’t need your insincere whining, and the endless media commentary, clogging up the TV, Radio, and Internet news feeds 24 hours a day. We just don’t. (And those twits on Twitter don’t need anything else to OMG GES WHO S@ID SRY about either.)

If you screwed up, and it doesn’t affect me, I don’t care. If you hurt someone, and you’re truly sorry about it, apologize to them. If you did something really bad, and it affected the public, like allowing salmonella laced food to hit the stores, melamine milk to hit the shelves, or cars of death to hit the streets, then you should recognize your error, apologize for it, mean it, have a plan to fix your mistake and make sure it doesn’t happen again, and convey that plan with sincerity — or keep your mouth shut and disappear, never to be seen or heard from again. Because all insincere bullcr@p does is feed the bullsh*t PR machine, and us bloggers despise that.

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