Still No Love for the Oompa Loompas this Valentine’s Day

It seems the days of the oompa loompas are long past … as they have been on hard times for over a decade now. Not much has changed in the last ten years. They got no love then, they get no love now.

Just look at some of the headlines from the past year:

  • Feb 9, 2019 Child Slave Labor Rampant in Chocolate Supply Chain
    Sixty percent or more of the world’s cocoa is produced in the Ivory Coast and Ghana in West Africa. These countries are notorious for the worst forms of child slavery. An estimated 1.9 million children are engaged in forced labor on the Ivory Coast alone.
  • Jan 21, 2019
    Do you want slavery with that chocolate?

    Most chocolate has been through two separate supply chains before you buy it. The second chain is where a confectioner … buys bulk finished chocolate or chocolate components from one of the huge global companies that make these.
    The first chain is where these huge global companies buy cacao from farmers and make it into finished chocolate and components (cocoa powder, chocolate liquor, cocoa butter, etc.). It’s mainly the market in this first chain where the problem lies. Almost all of the sellers of cacao are little more than subsistence operations … the buyers can set the price. This extremely uneven market and other capitalist pressures have created a situation where the world has a huge demand for cacao, and yet the farmers who produce it cannot possibly pay
    (or earn) a fair wage at the prices …
  • Jan 9, 2019 Chocolates, caramels might be contaminated with hepatitis A, FDA warns
    Candy sold by a Kentucky company and QVC is being voluntarily recalled for fear that it might be contaminated with hepatitis A, according to a U.S. Food and Drug recall notice.
  • Nov 30, 2018 Global chocolate supply chain tainted by abuses in Brazil
    The global chocolate supply chain is tainted by the use of cocoa from Brazilian farms where human rights violations are common, a report released Friday said. Among the abuses detailed are farmers forced to work off debts to landowners or in degrading conditions, as well as thousands of instances of child labor.
  • Nov 06, 2018 Taiwan finds pesticide in organic chocolate from France (Taiwan News)
    Taiwan stopped a batch of organic chocolate from France at the border because it contained an excessive level of the pesticide Piperonyl butoxide. The substance was listed as a low-to-medium-level toxic material, likely to raise the possibility of liver cancer in animals.
  • Feb 15, 2018 Cadbury Caramilk chocolate comeback tainted by product recall
    A “limited number” of Cadbury Caramilk chocolate blocks have been recalled just two weeks after the retro treat made a popular comeback to Australian stores earlier this month. All Caramilk 190-gram blocks … have been recalled due to a number of products found to contain small pieces of plastic.

The continued plight of the oompa loompas is very unfortunate considering that many studies have found that (dark) chocolate is good for you. Now, ten years ago we said you should be rewarding the oompa loompas for their hard work, but considering that even if they are working hard and not using slave (child) labour or tainted chocolate, we can’t be sure that the producers they are buying the raw cocoa from are even remotely ethical.

They still deserve a a little love, but they also deserve some new job opportunities. They work hard, and it’s not their fault everyone else is less ethical than them.

The Content Art (Repost)


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Your Successful Supply Chain will NOT be Autonomous!

the doctor has recently seen a few pieces out there on the forthcoming autonomous supply chain and even a few pieces on the “self-driving” supply chain. Eek! Just like we’re not ready for AI-enabled self-driving cars that will drive us off a cliff as soon as they become self-aware (and that’s why you can have Carl and I’ll stick with Alfred), we’re not ready for self-driving supply chains that “predict” future demand, automatically order large numbers of products for you, and push them to local warehouses and retail stores without any human intervention.

Just because your demand sensing engine, which works well for established products, can use PoS data and other demand signals to auto-reorder staples with 98% accuracy doesn’t mean it can predict the success of an upcoming, or relatively new, product line — especially if it’s new for your business and you are, unbeknownst to your sensing engine, about to be beat to market by your nearest competitor — and it’s in the consumer electronics industry where first to market typically captures 10% to 30% just for being first. The last thing you want is for the platform to increase your initial order by 30%, ship straight to store, and then have it sit there for six months, and depreciate. Not a good use of cash.

Nor do you want your TMS automatically assigning shipments to carriers, intermediate warehouses, and ports without any human intervention. Software with limited data feeds often have no forewarning when a port might shutdown due to a strike, but humans might. Nor will a limited feed software algorithm know when a border might close and also close a supply route. But a human might. And so on.

And, despite what Amazon may think, you definitely don’t want to be thinking about anticipatory shipping. As we noted in our post five years ago, while predictive analytics is getting better by the day, it’s still hit and miss at a granular level. And individual purchases are quite granular. Just because 4 out of every 5 people who buy a Buzz Lightyear Cup also buy a Sheriff Woody Saucer, doesn’t mean the 4 people that your “AI” chooses will. One of them might not like saucers. Or Sheriff Woody. Shipping on an anticipatory nature guarantees that at least one out of every 20 units will be unwanted, and as many as one out of every 4. That’s a lot of returns. And, as we have noted again and again, including our recent article on how there is no free lunch, and there is no free shipping either, that could get quite pricey. How are you supposed to keep costs down if you have to budget for amortized high, wasted, return shipping costs across every unit?

So please, please, don’t try to give your supply chain autonomy. Automate it. Apply the best assisted intelligence solutions on the market to provide one-click recommendations, but always make sure there is a human check before any decisions are made that affect millions of dollars.

The Storm Clouds Are Still Here!

Twenty years ago, enterprise software was installed on-premise and managed locally. This required organizations with no knowledge of IT or IT management to create IT departments to manage servers and the software services that ran on them. For an organization that didn’t use software in it’s daily operations — such as a manufacturing organization that used manual production lines, an advertising agency that deals in existential image and not physical product, or a real-estate agency that only has to take listings and take cheques — it was an expensive proposition.

Then came the Application Service Providers, better known as ASPs. Using the power of the internet, these software solution providers built their own data centres and hosted the solution for their customers on dedicated machines in their own data centres. However, this solution was not optimal either, as the organization was not only paying for machines, energy, and administrators to run the software, but also paying for these through a third party that added overhead and markup.

This provided an opportunity for more enterprising software delivery organizations that were able to build their applications to be multi-tenant and host multiple clients on the same platform. This reduced the number of machines, kilowatts, and system administrators that were required and thus reduced the overall operating cost. This allowed this new breed of Software-as-a-Service (SaaS) vendor to take business away from the ASPs and advance the state of the art.

But this wasn’t the end. New enterprising software delivery organizations, who realized that their expertise was software and not data centre management, decided that they could do even better if they designed multi-tenant Software-as-a-Service solutions that could be run on someone else’s platform. This would bring more economies of scale into play as not only could multiple solutions could be run on the same platform, but the platform provider could be replaced by another platform provider with a lower-cost at any time. Enter the Cloud, which, like a real cloud is ephemeral, suspended in space, and, in some cases, full of security holes.

Cloud services are ephemeral as any specific instantiation of cloud services last as long as the company behind it has the means and the desire to continue supporting the cloud services. Cloud services are suspended in space since the instantiations may move over time as the service owners switch to lower-cost and/or more secure data centres. And, the cloud is full of holes. Massive holes that can swallow even multinationals whole. Nothing has improved since the the revelations on the PRISM program five years ago when the EU Parliament has called for suspension of the multi-billion ‘Safe-Harbour’ deal over NSA spying because some cloud providers don’t, either because they don’t have the expertise or won’t spend the money, secure their part of the cloud properly. For example, the recent Marriott hack compromised 500 million accounts. That’s absurd.

As a result, supply chains are continually exposed to additional risks of disruption (if a cloud provider unplugs overnight), security breaches (as some platforms are significantly less secure than others), and privacy risks (as some governments claim the right to all data on servers on their shore that is not associated with citizens or entities of that country or that might pose a security risk under acts like the US Patriot Act).

And most companies choose to remain blissfully unaware of the fact that a relatively significant software-as-a-service provider could go dark overnight or that their major cloud-based ERP or S2P provider could be hacked, exposing all of their trade secret company information, private banking information, and personal employee data — potentially subjecting not only the provider to massive fines but them to law suits, wire theft, and additional fines.

In other words, when you are assessing, and preparing for your supply chain risks — don’t forget the information chain. It can disappear with the literal flick of a switch.

One Hundred and Forty Years Ago Today …

Sir Sandford Fleming first proposes adoption of Universal Standard Time at a meeting of the Royal Canadian Institute and gives the world a way to plan and execute global communication and scheduling on a reliable basis and revolutionizes the measurement of time for the modern age. (In stark comparison to George Hudson who proposed Daylight Savings Time 16 years later in an attempt to take the world back to the Dark Ages. How good can an idea be if its primary proponents ended up being the German Nazis???)

And while the global community is still arguing over the best implementation of UST– whether UT0, UT1, UT1R, UT2, or UTC is best — the simple fact of the matter is that UT1 is good enough, and thus UTC is good enough, and the world should just adopt it and quote all times in UTC.