[Shameless Plug] If you contracted the doctor to help you with your technology RFPs, this wouldn’t happen to you!

Hat-Tip to: My Detroit Magic.
Always remember, there’s RFP Help Here.
[Shameless Plug] If you contracted the doctor to help you with your technology RFPs, this wouldn’t happen to you!

Hat-Tip to: My Detroit Magic.
Always remember, there’s RFP Help Here.
Apparently you end up with 28,000 tons of coal delivered to the front door of your office building on the pier or 350 tons of scrap metal dropped off in your parking lot.
Scary!
For the full story, check out The Daily WTF for December 1, 2009.
In the Call-Center:

In Network Support:

In Grounds Keeping:

In Product Design:

In your Talent Pool:

Hammy dreams …
while listening to Super Girl by Suzie MacNeil on the radio
I’m the life of the party,
so contagious.
All the critters wanna catch me,
but I’m flying high.
(one) One, two, come and see what I can do.
(two) Two, three, everybody’s after me.
(three) Three, four, let me tell you what’s in store.
Let’s go everybody off the floor.
I’m SuperSquirrel,
I’m everywhere,
Those flying birds they stop and stare.
I’m fire brown,
I’m very cute,
Above your head,
Everybody knows,
I’m, I’m, I’m, I’m SuperSquirrel
I’m the perfect disaster.
You can’t stop me.
Going faster and faster.
You just watch me.
(five) Five, six, don’t you want a little fix.
(six) Count down, get a little crazy now.
(nine) Nine, ten, see me want to fool them.
Hold on, ready, here we go again.
I’m SuperSquirrel,
I’m everywhere,
Those flying birds they stop and stare.
I’m fire brown,
I’m very cute,
Above your head,
Everybody knows,
I’m, I’m, I’m, I’m SuperSquirrel
Flying without a wire,
See the world higher.
No one’s shining brighter.
Oh, oh, oh …
I’m SuperSquirrel,
Those flying birds they stop and stare.
I’m fire brown,
I’m very cute,
Above your head,
Everybody knows,
I’m SuperSquirrel
I’m SuperSquirrel,
I’m everywhere,
Those flying birds they stop and stare.
I’m fire brown,
I’m very cute,
Above your head,
Everybody knows,
I’m, I’m, I’m, I’m SuperSquirrel
SuperSquirrel (SuperSquirrel)
SuperSquirrel (SuperSquirrel)
SuperSquirrel (SuperSquirrel)
SuperSquirrel
For previous trips Over the Hedge, see:
Hammy’s Song,
RJ’s Song, and
(Dark) Verne’s Song.
Maybe this is how they transport your oversized merchandise …

Maybe this is how they secure your funds …

Maybe this is their idea of plant safety …

Maybe this is how they’ll service your fleet …

Maybe this is their definition of “repackaged” merchandise …

Maybe this is a good description of their products …
