Category Archives: rants

Headline from the Land of D’Oh: Foxconn Employees Asked to Sign ‘No Suicide’ Pledge

This cracks me up. It’s a shame that there are “appalling” working conditions at the Foxconn factory that include excessive overtime and public humiliation, but this isn’t the answer. After all, how do you enforce a no suicide pledge (TUAW.com)? What can you do to someone who’s already dead?

Sounds like management has to smarten up and start acting like it’s the 21st century where we treat employees fairly.

I Thought ‘C’ Was For Cookie

When I was young, it was ‘C’ is for Cookie and that was good enough for me. But it seems these days that ‘C’ is for ‘Criterion’ since, every time I turn around, we have another ‘model’ built entirely of ‘criterions’ that start with ‘C’.

There’s the The (Sourcing Innovation) 9 Cs of Site Selection, which is an expanded version of the Strategy + Business Five C’s of Site Selection.

There’s the Three C’s of Procurement (Central).

There’s the 6 Cs AchieveGlobal Model of Innovation Culture.

There’s the Five Cs of Credit Definition.

And the 3 Cs of Information Commerce.

We’re a crazy criterion culture obsessed with confusing configuration and it’s getting hard to cope without my cookie!

People are the most important resource in today’s global economy!

Especially since, with the retirement of the baby boomer generation, there will be fewer of them with the necessary skills who will be able and ready to work for your organization in the coming years.

So, don’t just manage your talent, as more and more articles are telling you to do, train your talent, empower your talent, reward your talent, and trust your talent.

With employee morale at an all-time low and the number of employees looking to change jobs at an all time high, you need to be different. How about you stop treating them like expendable resources and liabilities and start treating them like irreplaceable assets who can be trusted to do the job they were hired for? Just a thought.

So You Don’t Think Open Communication Is Important?

Okay then. Your peers who do will show a return on assets six times higher than your company achieves. If you don’t want to make “the case for an open communication culture”, then your chances of creating customer loyalty top out at 64% compared to your peers. And since a 5% increase in loyalty creates a 25% to 95% profit increase, can you really afford to be losing 36% of potential loyalty? Think about it.

So what is an open communication culture? It’s one in which information flows freely and is easily accessible to both insiders and to the public at large. And, consistent with the culture and values of the organization, its leadership enables, advocates and provides open access to information in which employees, customers, shareholders and the general public have a legitimate interest. Pretty straight-forward, eh? So why don’t you have one?

I Want Ranting


To the tune of I Want Candy by Bow Wow Wow

I know a blog that’s tough but fair
It’s so fine you can’t compare
It’s got everything that you desire
Lights the blogsphere on brush fire

I want ranting
I want ranting

Time to read it when the sun goes down
Ain’t no finer blog in town
It’s my fix, just what the doctor prescibed
So blunt, it makes me feel alive

I want ranting
I want ranting

Out on the web, there’s nothing so fine
And all of the posts are free from vendor bribes
Some day soon truth will be mine
And we’ll read SI all the time

I want ranting
I want ranting