Category Archives: Squirrels

Super Squirrel

Hammy dreams …
while listening to Super Girl by Suzie MacNeil on the radio

I’m the life of the party,
so contagious.
All the critters wanna catch me,
but I’m flying high.

(one)   One, two, come and see what I can do.
(two)   Two, three, everybody’s after me.
(three) Three, four, let me tell you what’s in store.
Let’s go everybody off the floor.

I’m SuperSquirrel,
I’m everywhere,
Those flying birds they stop and stare.
I’m fire brown,
I’m very cute,
Above your head,
Everybody knows,
I’m, I’m, I’m, I’m SuperSquirrel

I’m the perfect disaster.
You can’t stop me.
Going faster and faster.
You just watch me.

(five) Five, six, don’t you want a little fix.
(six)  Count down, get a little crazy now.
(nine) Nine, ten, see me want to fool them.
Hold on, ready, here we go again.

I’m SuperSquirrel,
I’m everywhere,
Those flying birds they stop and stare.
I’m fire brown,
I’m very cute,
Above your head,
Everybody knows,
I’m, I’m, I’m, I’m SuperSquirrel

Flying without a wire,
See the world higher.
No one’s shining brighter.
Oh, oh, oh …

I’m SuperSquirrel,
Those flying birds they stop and stare.
I’m fire brown,
I’m very cute,
Above your head,
Everybody knows,
I’m SuperSquirrel

I’m SuperSquirrel,
I’m everywhere,
Those flying birds they stop and stare.
I’m fire brown,
I’m very cute,
Above your head,
Everybody knows,
I’m, I’m, I’m, I’m SuperSquirrel

SuperSquirrel (SuperSquirrel)
SuperSquirrel (SuperSquirrel)
SuperSquirrel (SuperSquirrel)
SuperSquirrel

For previous trips Over the Hedge, see:
Hammy’s Song,
RJ’s Song, and
(Dark) Verne’s Song.

Get Rid of that Squirrel!

As I’ve said before,

most bloggers, when they lose it, go over the edge.

I, however, prefer to take a trip over the hedge.

And, sometimes, when I take that trip over the hedge, I notice that, deep down — deep deep down, Verne has a dark-side. And I imagine, after a day like Wednesday, this is what goes through his head as he crawls under his log at night.

Get Rid of that Squirrel (Dark Verne’s Song)

See that ‘coon, he looks so fine

But he’s got a squirrel friend, my oh my

Go Go Go

I’m gonna hit it in the head

I’m gonna knock it down

I’m gonna drag it by the fur all over town

I’m gonna get get get get rid of that squirrel

I’m gonna get get get get rid of that squirrel

I’m gonna get get get get rid of that squirrel tonight!

Its fur’s so brown and its tail’s so long

So I put my Mabelines’ record on

Kill Kill Kill!

I’m gonna drag its tail down to my log

I’m gonna use an axe like Madame Defarge

I’m gonna get get get get rid of that squirrel

I’m gonna get get get get rid of that squirrel

I’m gonna get get get get rid of that squirrel tonight!

Every time I see squirrel, it’s full of cheer

I’m gonna make its legs all wobbly

‘Cause I’m going to kick it in the rear

Then that squirrel will be history

So when we pass its tree on the way to food

I won’t have to deal with such a hoopy frood

Get rid of that squirrel

Get rid of that squirrel

See that ‘coon, he looks so fine

But he’s got a squirrel friend, my oh my

KILL KILL KILL!

I’m gonna hit it in the head

I’m gonna knock it down

I’m gonna drag it by the fur all over town

I’m gonna get get get get rid of that squirrel

I’m gonna get get get get rid of that squirrel

I’m gonna get get get get rid of that squirrel tonight!

Get rid of that squirrel …

Get rid of that squirrel …

Get rid of that squirrel!

This one is to the tune of

Get Rid of that Girl by The Donnas.