The Coupa Factory … Rethink!

In recognition of Coupa’s recent acquisition of Spend360 and it’s planned acquisition of Trade Extensions …

Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-dee-do
Our goal is a great product for you
Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-dah-dall
But demands are too high when suites promise all

What do you get when you go enterprise?
Encroaching upon the ERP course?
Where they are spending to salvo back?
What do you think will come of that?

I don’t like the look of it

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We were all willing, and we went far
We wanted to give you happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-dee-do

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We built a great product for you
Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-dee-done
but it’s not enough, it must be the “One”

There was a time best-of-breed tickled pink
Multiple products working in sync
But platform providers promised it all
Now the market expects us to fall [in line]

Amongst the propaganda

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dar
But here at Coupa, we said you’d go far
That You will buy in happiness too
Like the Oompa-Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

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So now we buy great product for you
Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-dee-derd
If you are wise, you will heed our word

Use Spend360 to find all your waste
Use Trade Extensions to eliminate
Use Contractually to manage your deals
And Use InvoiceSmash to balance your Riels

And ZenPurchase to manage it all

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dar
Now here at Coupa, we’ll take you far
You will buy in happiness too
Like the Oompa-Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-dee-do
I have a great product for you
Oompa Loompa Doom-pa-dee-dise
If you are wise, you’ll buy enterprise

You’ll buy our whole line, from source down to pay
You’ll Source and Procure the new Coupa way
Finance and HR, they’ll be happy too
With the Oompa-Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

You’ll have no … you’ll have no … you’ll have no more wants!

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dar
Yes now with Coupa, you will go far
You will buy in happiness too
Like the Oompa-Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

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