Monthly Archives: March 2020

Don’t Eat Bats! Period!

I really shouldn’t have to post this.  I know Chick-fil-A is trying to make the best of a bad situation with its new slogan:


But if we continue to eat ANY bats whatsoever, we’re all gonna die! SARS-COV-3 will wipe us off the planet in an extinction level event! Bats are already carrying it for a reason — while other animals decided to develop smells, spikes, poisons, etc. to kill those who kill it as an evolutionary survival mechanism, bats have gone and taken it one step further and are harboring viruses that will kill us all. And the Chinese have known about this for over 15 years!  So please, don’t eat any bats!

Source: National Post

TP Doesn’t Cure the Flu (which includes COVID-19)!

Have you forgotten the American flu cure that Trey Parker and Mat Stone shared with you on April 30, 2003 when you were all scared of SARS because “only 98% of you would be left“???

As clearly pointed out in this wikipedia entry, which summarizes the appropriate South Park episode, its’:

  • Campbell’s Chicken Noodle Soup
  • DayQuil
  • Sprite

Now go forth and clear the shelves!

(But give the rest of us five minutes to buy stock in Campbell’s, Vicks, and the Coca-Cola Company first.)