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How to Identify a Dangerous SalesPerson
A blog post over on the HBR last month on the worst question a salesperson can ask provides a great gauge that you can use to determine the quality of the salesperson selling to you.
If the salesperson starts out by asking what’s keeping you up at night, you know you didn’t get the best your vendor has to offer. Why?
As the article explains, you don’t always know what you want. Just because you know the symptoms of the problem you are experiencing, you don’t necessarily know what the problem is. Just ask a doctor. Fatigue (which we’re all facing being overworked and underpaid in this challenging economy) could be a result of post-viral fatigue, POTS, mononucleosis, epstein-barr, sturgeons, sleep disorders, heart disease, adrenal exhaustion, anaemia, cancer, depression, and diabetes just to name a dozen possible causes.
The same holds true in business. Chances are you need a technology solution to streamline something, but it may not always be the obvious solution. For example, you’re having trouble getting your supplier’s invoices turned around within the discount window. Maybe you need an e-invoicing solution, but maybe you need a better inventory management solution. For example, if Finance will not pay an invoice until it can verify all of the goods are received and in inventory, that a goods receipt has been generated, and there are no goods in need of immediate return, then, if your inventory system requires manual data entry of each item in a slow and laborious process, that’s a problem — especially if your supplier is equipping your palettes with RFID chips. In this case you need an inventory management system that allows automated addition of goods to working inventory once ( a ) the line-item invoice has been received, ( b ) the RFID chip has been scanned and ( c ) a warehouse worker has verified that the containers are in your possession. If you’re not aware of Finance’s policies and not aware that it takes the warehouse a minimum of two weeks to complete the requirements because of the process required and constant backlog, you’ll never know you need a newer inventory management system and might get suckered into buying a new invoice management system that won’t help in the least.
As the blog post points out, you want a salesperson who is a Challenger who can identify, and reveal, potential problems, and solutions, that you don’t even see. That way you can explore all potential sources of a problem until you identify what the real problem is. Then you can select the right solution — which is one that maximizes the overall value you receive. Not before. So if a salesperson starts out by asking “what’s keeping you out at night”, show them the door before, as the authors note, you are robbed of an hour of your life.
Still Having Problems Making Ends Meet? The Onion’s Solution Is Still Valid!
Having trouble paying off your mounting credit card debt? Has the interest rate on your variable rate mortgage (on your still under-water property) become too cumbersome? Is that place in the Aspens stretching your budget now that your bonus is only a faded memory?
A classic article in The Onion archives has the perfect solution for you! Thanks to recent advances in quantum physics, primarily in hyper-dimensional string theory, you can now compute perpendicularly across the space-time continuum and take on a 4th shift!
The article quotes Labor Secretary Elaine Chao who notes that, for those lucky enough to have work, the maximum 24 hours of possible work time offered by our plane of existence is simply not enough to provide a living wage in the current economic climate, especially given the debt levels that many Americans are still facing and these difficult circumstances have compelled 76 percent of the American workforce to seek additional hours in an alternate space-time dimension, where more competitive pay can help them to avoid years of crippling debt.
I’m sure this option is going to become especially popular as jobs slowly return as those of us who have been out of work for 6, 9, or 12 months (or more) look for ways to quickly pay down the mounting debt associated with survival in these harsh economic times!
And if you think this article is insensitive, as the real unemployment rate in the working class is approximately 15%, then I ask why you aren’t doing anything about the relative lack of coverage the OccupyWallStreet movement, and similar movements around the world, are getting in mainstream media, which, as I write this, is literally more concerned with Kutcher‘s tweeting than the fact that many of these protesters will be freezing their buttocks off with the coming winter, which can get quite harsh in the northern climates. The 99% is reaching a level of poverty not seen in over a century, and the almost 15 to 1 earning ratio between the top-earning 20% of Americans and those below the poverty line (source: USA Today) is just ridiculous.
Inequality between rich and poor in the US is now more than in many “undeveloped”nations. Something’s just not right and something needs to change. And it should begin with limits on executive pay. The unconscionable ratio between CEO pay and worker pay in 2010 was 325-1. Three Hundred and Twenty Five to One! That’s absurd. There should be strict limits on how much a CEO is allowed to be paid and strict civil penalties on any organization that breaks them. I would propose a law limiting base CEO pay to a maximum of 10 times the average worker salary. If you’re average worker makes 20K a year, I would say it’s unconscionable that you get paid more than 200K. Bonus pay should also be limited as well, and should be a simple formula based on profit or year-over-year return and your salary. Say maximum (10% of profits, 10% year-over-year growth, 10 X your base salary) if there was profit or year-over-year-growth, or half of that if not. And if the corporation pays the CEO more, it has to pay a penalty of 10 times the CEO’s total compensation for greed and unconscionable distribution of wealth. What do you think?
Are You Strange Enough? (Repost)
This post originally aired four years ago (on Nov 30, 2007) and is being reposted because it complements Monday’s post by Dalip Raheja on The Difficulty of Finding Qualified Supply Management Candidates very well. In Dalip’s post, he noted that you will never find a good candidate if you can’t define what qualified is. And, if you want a successful organization, qualified needs to capture the skills you want talent to possess — and these skills are highly dependent upon the outcomes that you want. In this classic Wharton article, which excerpts part of chapter four of Daniel M. Cable’s book, Change to Strange, we are told that to get the best results, companies have to build a workforce “that is extraordinary in a way that customers care about” and the only way to do this is to build your organization around measuring and gaming performance drivers . In particular, around metrics that define what you want to capture. These metrics will define the skills you want your candidates to possess, which will in turn define what qualified means, and, ultimately, help you find the right candidate. Plus, in today’s crazy economy, how can you possibly hope to win if you’re not a little strange?
Browsing through the Knowledge @ Wharton site, which is another one of those sites (like the Economist) that is just as important as the supply and spend management sites you visit every day, I stumbled upon an article published this summer that asked “If Your Workforce Is Strange Enough to Guarantee Competitive Advantage”. It’s a very good question.
The article excerpted part of Chapter four of Daniel M. Cable’s book, Change to Strange that notes what characterizes successful companies these days is a “strikingly different, obsessively focussed” workforce, one that — compared to competitors’ workforces — is “downright strange”. More specifically, to get the best results, companies have to build a workforce “that is extraordinary in a way that customers care about”.
In the excerpted chapter, the author argues that a successful organization is built around measuring and gaming performance drivers – and this is what results in a strange workforce. The development, measurement, and enactment of the performance drivers is what provides the required insight into what the organization is creating, and not creating, that is required to differentiate it from its competitors, attract customers, and, most importantly, win.
The process starts by identifying the outcome metrics that provide a valid reflection of what you think your organization exists to create. Then you find a way to make these metrics move in a way that your competitors are not willing or able to pursue. For example, if you’re a procurement outsourcing organization, you might decide that what customers value most is spend under management and spend put through the system. If this was the case, then you’d find a way to integrate best of breed on-demand SaaS technology into your offering so that not only could you put every purchase you make on behalf of the client through the system, your clients could also put every purchase they make against the contract through the system. Then, used meticulously, your customers would find over 95% of their spend against a contract you cut on their behalf would be in the system and that their spend under management goes up as a result. If your competitors think that the most important metric is total leverage-based purchasing power, you’re in a unique position if you’re right as to what customers want.
It’s also important to answer each of the following questions when you believe you have identified an outcome:
- What produces the number – and what makes it go up or down?
- What are the two or three most important beliefs our customers need to have about us relative to our competition to affect this outcome? How do we measure our progress toward our goal of having these beliefs accepted by the majority of our target market?
- How can we influence the outcome in a way that is valuable, rare, and hard to imitate? What are we willing to do that the competition is not in order to drive this outcome?
For example, if you were a procurement outsourcing organization, you might come up with the following answers:
- Spend through the system is calculated as total dollars on contracted items spent through the system divided by the total dollars spent on contracted items. It goes up when maverick spend is down, and down when maverick spend is up.
- The two most important beliefs a customer has to have is that we mean what we say and we eat our own dog-food. We do all of our spend through the system. We measure our progress towards this goal by determining the percentage of outsourcing deals we are getting invited to bid on versus the total number of outsourcing deals that are currently happening in the marketplace.
- We can adopt an open book policy on our own spend, and let prospective clients (under NDA) access the system and verify that our claims are valid – and this is something our competition might not be willing to do. We can also offer an on-demand spend analysis solution to our clients as part of our service offering so that they can calculate for themselves how much spend goes through the system, how much maverick spend is happening in their organization, and what commodities or categories we should be handling for them.
Thus, even though it might be a little too academic for your tastes (as the book was written by an academic who used a Business School as the example – ick!), the article had a very good point and asked some very good questions once you isolated the core of its message. If you want to be the best, it’s not enough to just work harder and more productively than everyone else … you have to be just a little bit different … and maybe even a little bit strange.
Squirrels, Squirrels, Squirrels
In honour of the Occupy Suburbia movement, I give you, to the tune of Girls, Girls, Girls by Motley Crue:
Squirrels, Squirrels, Squirrels
Friday night and I need to eat
Some vegetables and a slice of meat
A slice of bread and a side of slaw
Would go quite well inside my gaping maw
Squirrels, Squirrels, Squirrels
Short legs and feathery tails
Squirrels, Squirrels, Squirrels
Running wild through the hay bales
Squirrels, Squirrels, Squirrels
Flat ears, Racoon trails
It’s too late, they’re in charge
From suburb’s edge to your backyard
Red Tail squirrels and they can’t be beat
Drive you out of your home and into the street
Squirrels, Squirrels, Squirrels
In your pool house and at the pool side
Squirrels, Squirrels, Squirrels
Taking over your dwelling, it’s a red tide
Squirrels, Squirrels, Squirrels
Raising Hell in your kitchen with pride
Have you read the news
In the Soho Tribune
Ya know they marched in
and then they demanded pie
We thought we were neighbours
On two sides of the door
I tell ya what, man
They moved in, the occupation began
I don’t know the story
Or if they’ve got a plan
Suburbia, Your Town, Now
They’ll get inside, I don’t know how
Looking for pie, goodies, and treats
Cream filled twinkies and other good eats
Squirrels, Squirrels, Squirrels
Lead the charge, for pie they’ll trot
Squirrels, Squirrels, Squirrels
They want Crisco in every crockpot!
Squirrels, Squirrels, Squirrels
