In the spirit of CIRCUIT (the Corporate Intelligence Rating Under Inflationary Times), Dumb Company, and Dead Company, I bring you Dumb Company, in lyrics.

Company, always on the run
Destiny … we’re all chasing the sun
We’re downsizing, pink slips in hand
Without a prayer, we make our final stand
That’s why we are called

Dumb Company
Oh, we can’t deny
Dumb, Dumb Company
Till the day we die

Brainless souls
Innovation we do stall
Use the axe
It’s time to drop the ball
All the blogs
They know us by name
A slashing sound
It’s our claim to fame
That’s why we are called

Dumb Company
Oh, we can’t deny
Dumb, Dumb Company
Till the day we die

Enjoy the Song
Time’s up, we move on

To the tune of Bad Company