(These are also signals that you should run for the hills at their first utterance.)

In our last post on the subject we told you that If A SaaS Provider Offers You a 95% Discount you should

Slam the door, lock it; close the shutters, bolt them; don’t answer the phones, and rip the cables out of the wall; turn on the frequency jamming, and throw the cell phones in the Faraday cage; close the gates to the parking lot, and man security 24 hours. Because, no matter what they told you, the discount meant one of two things:

1. the provider was trying to rip you off or
2. the provider is in serious financial difficulty

And both are reasons NOT to do business with the provider.

Unfortunately these aren’t the only tricks and traps you have to watch out for. Other common tricks and traps include:

• 1. We will give you a 50% discount off of standard prices if you don’t do a bid and just award us the contract without going to market.
• 2A. Since we lost the bid, you can have it for a 95% discount and a right to use your logo on our webpage …
• 2B. … but note that, once the contract is signed, we have to right to reprice your entire enterprise deal based on the total number of associated members [including janitors, advisors, and part time contractors who will never use the software] in your organization on LinkedIn (if we’re charging by the seat) and/or average daily use in the prior month (based on CPU cycles and storage against our chosen enterprise averages). [This will probably quadruple the quote within a few months.]
• 3. If you [still] don’t select us after we drop our price (multiple times), we will go straight to the CFO/CEO of your company to tell them YOU are an incompetent fool bribed by our competitor who is making a huge mistake.

Before you even think twice about their offer, you need to remember that expecting them to treat you well as a client after you sign the contract is akin to expecting your abusive significant other who beats you regularly in drunken fits to all of a sudden stop once you get married. (And yes, I went there. It’s the same rationalization. As per my last post, if they give you this much of a discount, they’re losing money until they can trigger price escalation clauses or change orders, and even then they might not break even on your account. As a result, it will be too costly for them to give you any support whatsoever and, thus, they will ignore you the majority of the time and treat you poorly when they do respond.)

While I shouldn’t have to state this again, all of these situations happen way too often in our industry when companies are struggling (due to taking too much investment at too high of a valuation which resulted in angry investors breathing down their neck with nooses in one hand and pitchforks in the other when they didn’t make ridiculous targets) or they hire that ¹/₂₀ pathological salesperson (with a great close record at his last job) who only cares about his^* year end bonus and not about whether or not you actually get served once you’ve paid the bill.

^* Yes I’m being sexist here as a man is 3 times as likely to be psychopath than a woman, and a salesperson in enterprise software is 2 times as likely to be a man. This which means that your chances of a being ripped off are at least 6 times higher (and I’d argue more) if the salesperson is a man. (I can’t speak for everyone, but like many who have been in the enterprise software space for 30 years, I’ve encountered my share of sleaze-bags and grifters, and, as you might have guessed, every single one of them has been a man — and, FYI, they don’t think much of technical people either!)