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the doctor Declares Open Season on Barney!

We all know about Barney – the “love“-filled purple dinosaur that could convince even the most gentle of pacifists to pick up a sawed-off and let loose a few rounds of buckshot. What we may not know is just how far the “barney deal” and the “barney presentation” has infiltrated our profession. How many conferences have you been to lately where the presenter talked about how the software implementation was a complete failure? That’s what I thought.

Over 70% of IT-related projects are at least partial, if not complete failures. So why aren’t conferences filled with presentations on “This is how we failed. This is why. And this is what we should have done.” Well, we know the answer. It’s because your average decision maker is too timid – or maybe that’s too stupid – to own up. Especially after millions of dollars have been spent. And even if he did, no conference organizer would want to headline a conference with a speaker from an organization that failed.

Everyone makes mistakes sometimes. And the reality is that most of us learn more from mistakes than from successes. And a mistake not communicated is one that is doomed to be repeated again and again and again. The reality is that no system works the first time – that’s why we have design cycles, release cycles, and quality assurance. The point is to learn from the failure and do it right the next time. Instead what we often get, as Alan Buxton pointed out, is:

  1. The decision is made to buy a tool that does X.
  2. An RFP, complete with a requirements list, is sent to a vendor.
  3. The vendor promises that the software can do everything and more.
  4. A consulting partner, and implementation specialist, who backs up the vendor, is found.
  5. Implementation Begins.
  6. Everyone realizes that the requirements in step 2 weren’t enough.
    Then they realize the software couldn’t even do what was promised in step 2.
  7. More money is spent for more modules and “customization”.
  8. The requirements are weakened.
  9. A “live” system is eventually declared.
  10. The system is benchmarked against original objectives. It performs miserably.
  11. The objectives are revised. The system now performs almost acceptably.
  12. Joint press releases are issued declaring the project a grand success!
  13. Everyone returns to step 1.

And it’s ridiculous. As a result there are dozens, if not hundreds, of vendors selling systems for hundreds of thousands, millions, and sometimes tens of millions of dollars everyday that do not meet their customer’s needs and buying organizations making the same mistakes again and again because no one is documenting previous failures and insuring the lessons learned are there for the next generation. But it stops now!

If you were involved with a project that was a partial or complete failure, you know why, and you want to tell the world about it (anonymously) – this will be your forum. I’ll be glad to publish your story so that others can learn from the mistakes of the past – and so that you can learn from the mistakes of others. There’s no crime in making a mistake if you didn’t know better. The point is to not make the same mistake twice.

the doctor Does Not Believe In Self-Nomination

Supply & Demand Chain Executive is at it again – collecting nominations for their 2008 Pros To Know. According to the article, you can go to the nomination form and either nominate yourself or another candidate for consideration as a 2008 Pro to Know.

There are a few individuals the doctor would like to nominate, but it seems the form is only set up for individuals to nominate themselves. According to the first page, you must either be “a Supply Chain Executive working at a manufacturing or supporting organization” or “an executive working for a Supply Chain Solution or Service Provider, Software Company, Consultancy, or Research Advisory Firm“. Now, one might assume that they just forgot the “or I am nominating a” clause, but if you go to the next page, it only has six fields: “Nominee Name”, “Nominee Title”, “Nominee Company”, “Nominee Representative”, “Representative Phone”, and “Representative e-Mail”. There are no fields for nominator.

I’m starting to wonder how relevant such a list is. How do we know that it is nothing more than an arbitrary selection of individuals who take the time to nominate themselves. It would explain why in any given year only some of the individuals I think deserve to be honored make the list. (After all, the alternative would be that the doctor is not always right.) It would be nice if this was the year S&DC Executive raised the bar and only considered individuals who received at least one third party nomination. What do you think?

the doctor Shall Remain Faceless

It looks like the Facebook craze is starting to hit the sourcing nation. This is a bad thing. Unlike Linked In and Plaxo (Basic) which fulfill a useful business need, and are so boring that you don’t want to waste any time on the sites, Facebook is nothing but a big productivity zapper full of security holes that effectively share all of your personal information with the entire world. And now, to top things off, they’ve introduced new creepy advertising [CNet] that is much spookier than any crawler hiding beneath the leaves on the rain-forest floor. I have to agree with Mr. Rosenberg – do you rally want to know if someone you went to school with is buying a book or adult diapers [ValleyMag] on Amazon?

I don’t get Facebook. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to spend my day being poked, prodded, pinged, nipped, bitten, tagged, ragged, tracked, hacked, smacked, or dealing with any of the dozen other annoyances that you have to put up with on what is really a faceless site. Besides, isn’t a facebook what police use to track criminals and other suspicious persons?

Have No Fear – the doctor Does Not Belong To A Writer’s Union!

I’m sure by now you’ve all heard the news – Hollywood Writers On Strike. And you know what comes next … sympathy strikes from other writer’s unions! Of course, this might not be a bad thing – how many more jokes can you take about Paris’ Pursing of TinkerBell, Britney Baring All, and Lindsay Lohan Beyond Her Bounds? (Speaking of which, what do you have when Paris, Britney, and Lindsay are all in the same room? Vestiphobia Unanonymous!)

Fortunately for you, the doctor does not belong to a writer’s union! The strike will have no effect whatsoever on the doctor‘s publishing schedule – although the doctor might get cranky if the last episode of Heroes ends up being the cliff-hanger of the season. This would likely result in the doctor letting the Sourcing-Maniacs loose in an uninhibited manner on the next un-innovative company to put out a press release advertising last century’s technology as the solution of tomorrow. Either way, as long as this blog publishes, NEW quality content will keep flowing.

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