You have to do it yourself!

You have to do it yourself!

To the tune of I Want Candy by Bow Wow Wow
I know a blog that’s tough but fair
It’s so fine you can’t compare
It’s got everything that you desire
Lights the blogsphere on brush fire
I want ranting
I want ranting
Time to read it when the sun goes down
Ain’t no finer blog in town
It’s my fix, just what the doctor prescibed
So blunt, it makes me feel alive
I want ranting
I want ranting
Out on the web, there’s nothing so fine
And all of the posts are free from vendor bribes
Some day soon truth will be mine
And we’ll read SI all the time
I want ranting
I want ranting
Sometimes I think this demotivational poster is hanging in too many offices:

It’s absolutely brilliant. Check it out.
One Per Tribe. No more. No less. By definition, a chief is not a chief without a tribe, and a tribe is not a tribe without a chief. If you have six divisions — Operations, Supply Chain, IT, Finance, Marketing, and HR — you have seven tribes (one per division and the tribe of chiefs) and seven chiefs — COO, CSCO, CTO, CFO, CMO, CRO and CEO. You don’t have a Chief Blogging Officer. You don’t have a Chief Apology Officer. And you definitely don’t have a Chief Twitter Officer. If you do, you’re screwed up and not even supply chain will save you.
Sorry. But that’s just the way it is.