Daily Archives: August 8, 2009

CUCKOO

CAO: Chief Administrative Officer

Chief Academic Officer

Chief Analytics Officer

Chief Advisement Officer

CBO: Chief Banking Officer

Chief Brand Officer

Chief Brokerage Officer

CCO: Chief Compliance Officer

Chief Communications Officer

Chief Control Officer

Chief Customer Officer

Chief Creative Officer

Chief Carbon Officer

Chief Consulting Officer

CDO: Chief Development Officer

Chief Disciplinary Officer

CEO: Chief Executive Officer

Chief Ethics Officer

Chief Entertainment Officer

CFO: Chief Financial Officer

CGO: Chief Globalization Officer

Chief Government Officer

Chief Growth Officer

CHO: Chief Health Officer

Chief Humanitarian Officer

CIO: Chief Information Officer

Chief Innovation Officer

Chief Intelligence Officer

Chief Investment Officer

Chief Integrity Officer

CJO: Chief Judicial Officer

CKO: Chief Knowledge Officer

CLO: Chief Logistics Officer

Chief Legal Officer

Chief Learning Officer

Chief Linguistics Officer

CMO: Chief Marketing Officer

Chief Medical Officer

CNO: Chief Nursing Officer

COO: Chief Operations Officer

CPO: Chief Procurement Officer

Chief Privacy Officer

Chief People Officer

Chief Performance Officer

CQO: Chief Quality Officer

CRO: Chief Risk Officer

Chief Research Officer

Chief Revenue Officer

Chief Restructuring Officer

CSO: Chief Supply (Chain) Officer

Chief Strategy Officer

Chief Security Officer

Chief Sales Officer

Chief Science Officer

Chief Staff Officer

Chief Solutions Officer

Chief Suitability Officer

CTO: Chief Technology Officer

Chief Transportation Officer

Chief Telecommunications Officer

CUO: Chief Underwriting Officer

CVO: Chief Visionary Officer

Chief Volunteer Officer

CWO: Chief Web Officer

CXO: Chief eXperience Officer

and now a

CCO: Chief Commercial Officer.

I think we need a Chief Universal Cipher Keeping Ontological Officer, or CUCKOO, to keep track of them all. I know I’m going cuckoo trying to keep track of them …