I say, what is with this new fangled procurement technology?
Back in my day we used a ledger |
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and a calculator |
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and we were able to track our costs just fine. |
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When it came time to negotiations, we offered incentive carrots |
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like free meals at fine upscale restaurants |
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and free trips to exotic locales like Aruba and Cancun. |
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If that didn’t work we brought out the big stick |
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and threatened to take our business to the supplier down the street |
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or to expose all the kickbacks the supplier rep took from the last deal. |
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We didn’t need any new fangled |
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or marketplace technology to handle our invoices |
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or |
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When we received the goods at our warehouse |
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we just handed over a big wad of cash |
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and everyone was happy. |
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Now get off my lawn! |
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