Monthly Archives: December 2011

Spend Rappin’ (4th RePost)

It’s Boxing Day! And you know what that means … at Sourcing Innovation, it’s Spend Rappin’ time! (It’s a very well-established holiday tradition!)


  To the Tune of “Christmas Rappin'” by Kurtis Blow

Don’t you get me all that JIVE about code you used before I’s alive,
Cause this ain’t 1965 – ain’t even 1999!
Now I’m the guy named Lamoureux and Spend is one thing that I know.
So every year, just about this time, I celebrate it with a rhyme!

Gonna save it, gonna shave it, gonna make it good,
Gonna take it all down through your neighbourhood.
Gonna wring it, gonna sling it till it’s understood.
My rap’s about to happen, like the knee you was slappin;
Or the toe you been tappin’ on a hunk of wood.
‘Bout a two fisted dude, with a friendly attitude
and a sack full of savings for the people on the block.

He’s an old grey beard, maybe looks kind of weird,
and if you ever seen him he could give you quite a shock.

Now people let me tell ya about last year
when the dude came slicing spend through here.
Well the wit was out, the gloves on the ground,
folks stayed to watch him cut it down.
The beat was thumping on the block,
and they were glued to just one spot,
as the master cubed at a solid pace,
…
got a taste of the waste thrown in your face.
…
And this old spend slayer laid down a heavy layer
of his slicing dicing rhythm to a tree-mapped beat.
And the guy with the database started to participate,
and I could sure appreciate the spend roll up neat.

We were all in the mood so we had a little brood,
not a sound did abound, as he ploughed through the mound,

then I thought I heard a gasp as he sliced through the past,
and laid our mav’rick spend bare, as I flopped into a chair.
So I went to the attic where I thought about the static
that our last spending tool was programmed to always give.
And I threw up my arms at the industry yarns,
Just a trick, a nick, and I’d let the suckers in.

He was quick, he was sharp and always on the mark,
he had a lot of success on his chinny, chin, chin.
He avowed, he was proud of the savings he allowed
from the tip of the ‘burg he found the savings within.
He’s cool for a fool throwin’ out every rule
every hour of the day when the cold winds blow.
Though the beard was-a cleared, I still have never cheered
like I did in the storm when I was in the know.

I said you’re right, my spend’s a fright,
Can you stop for a drop before you have to go?
He said “Sure, Bill, if the wine is chilled
and I’ll stake a steak down at the Monaco”.
So we went out back and discussed the stack
of invoices that had all been over-paid
and every dollar spent off of the contract
and then we laid it all bare till we made the grade.

And before he went this fine old gent,
finding gifts went to sift through his spend reports.
From the top to the bottom he reached in and got ’em,
spend trends for me, and variances from torts.

And the higher-ups got presents too,
Banned suppliers and a stale contract.
A bloated pie ’bout as clear as the sky,
the best that money couldn’t buy.
Cause money could never ever buy the feelin,
the one that comes when there’s no concealin’
of your spend by a tool that’s new
and that’s what Strovink‘s does for you.

The dude ya read’s back at the keys,
up late till all’s where it should be.
But if he were right here tonight,
he’d say Truthful Spending and to all a good night!

P.S. For my new readers, this cheerful verse is the result of a sly comment by Eric over on e-Sourcing Forum back in 2007 on How Not to Get a Job.

P.P.S. For those of you who’d like to be spend rappin’ too, please download the new white paper on Spend Visibility: An Implementation Guide. No registration required. It’s the best boxing day gift your organization will ever get!

Christmas Rappin’


   by Curtis Blow
mp3
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(Since it’s difficult to find complete and well-formatted lyrics on the web.)

Don’t you get me all that JIVE about things you wrote before I’s alive,

Cause this ain’t 1823 – ain’t even 1970!

Now I’m the guy named Kurtis Blow and Christmas is one thing I know,

So every year, just about this time, I celebrate it with a rhyme!

Gonna shake it, gonna bake it, gonna make it good,

Gonna rock shock rock you through your neighbourhood.

Gonna ring it, gonna sing it till it’s understood.

My rap’s about to happen, like the knee you was slappin;

Or the toe you been tappin’ on a hunk of wood.

‘Bout a red suited dude, with a friendly attitude
and a sleigh full of goodies for the people on the block.
Got a long white beard, maybe looks kind of weird,
and if you ever seen him he could give you quite a shock.

Now people let me tell ya about last year
when the dude came flying over here.
Well the hawk was out, the snow’s on the ground,
folks stayed in to party down.
The beat was thumping on the block,
and I was dancing in my sock,
and the drummer played at a solid pace,
…
and a taste of the base was in my face.
…
And the guitar player laid down a heavy layer
of the funky junky rhythm of the disco Beat.
And the guy with the 88 started to participate,
and I could sure appreciate it sound so sweet.

We were all in the mood so we had a little food,
and a joke, and a smoke, and a little bit of wine,
when I thought I heard a hoof on the top of the roof.
Could it be or was it me, I was feeling super fine.
So I went to the attic where I thought I heard the static

on a chance that the prance was somebody breaking in.
But the noise on the top was a reindeer clop,
Just a trick St. Nick, and I let the sucker in.

He was roly, he was poly and not the holy moly,
you got a lot of whiskers on your chinny, chin, chin.

He allowed, he was proud of the hairy little crowd
on the point of the door where the skin should’ve been.

Get’s cool for a fool throwin’ out every yule
for a day on the sleigh where the cold winds blow.
So the beard maybe cleared, but I never have a-cheered
’cause it’s warm in the storm when it’s ten below.

I said you’re right it’s cold tonight,

Can you stop for a drop before you go?

He said “Why not if the music’s hot
and I’ll chance a dance beneath the mistletoe”.

So he went downstairs and forgot his cares
and he rocked the spot and danced like a pro.

And every young girl tried to rock his world,

but he boogie oogie oogied till he had to go.

And before he went this fine old gent,

finding gifts went to sift through his big red bags.

In the top for the bottom he reached in and got ’em,
toys for the boys, and for the girls flat rag.

And the grown-ups got some presents too.

A new TV and a stere-u.
A new Seville ’bout as blue as the sky,

the best that money couldn’t buy.

Cause money could never ever buy the feelin,

the one that comes from not concealin’

the way you feel about your friends

and this is how the story ends.

The dude ya read’s back at the pole,

up north where everything is cold.

But if he were right here tonight,

he’d say Merry Christmas and to all a good night!

If You Think You Have Supply Chain Problems, Think About Poor Santa!

Santa, who has to travel 2,860 miles per second in order to visit 1,700 homes per second to deliver over 2 Million Tonnes of gifts to boys and girls around the world, has supply chains and logistics challenges that put even the logistics challenges of the largest multi-national or US military (that has to support almost 1.5 Million people on active duty around the world that need everything from food and clothes to jeeps, tanks, and aircraft to do their job) to shame.

Reviewing a few simple stats, that we can compile from this article on The Science of Christmas in the Telegraph, this article on Santa’s Logistics Challenge in the Bangkok Post, and this article that asked What if Santa Had a Supply Chain Problem over on Open Kitchen, we find out that:

  • There are approx. 1.9 Billion children in the world.
  • Approximately 33% of these children have Christian parents.
  • The majority (defined as 90%) will be deemed nice by Santa.
  • In total, about 570 Million children need gifts.
  • If there are 3 children per household, on average, about 190 Million households will need to be visited.
  • Since Santa likely cannot start delivering gifts safely before 9 pm in a household, and since some children will not sleep more than 7 hours (on Christmas Eve), Santa has only 31 hours to make his deliveries.
  • This says he must visit almost 1,700 homes per second.
  • Since Christianity pervades our planet, he’ll have to cross most of the 510,000,000 kms of the planet’s surface.
  • Assuming the houses are equi-distant (which is a fair approximation as they’ll be dense in the city are far apart in rural areas), Santa will have approximately 2.7 km to travel between households.
  • That’s 513 M kms of travel in 31 hours.
  • That’s equivalent to 4,600 kms per second.
  • But this is just the delivery. He also needs to acquire the toys to deliver.
  • Let’s assume 2 toys per child, or 1.04 Billion toys.
  • Assuming a distribution where popular toys are distributed to
    tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, or millions of children and where unpopular ones go to thousands, or hundreds, of children, we are probably looking at 10 Million toys.
  • While some vendors may produce 100 types of toys, others will produce one, and we can settle at about 10 toys per vendor.
  • That’s 10 Million vendors to manage!
  • If they are scattered all over the earth, and if each toy can go direct or through nearby 3PLs, and if each toy can go by a mix of truck, rail, sea, and air, that’s probably between 2 and 20 lanes per vendor, with 5 being a good number.
  • That’s 50 Million lanes by which goods could be arriving.
  • No wonder Santa needs a Super Spaceship and an army of elves!

Risk 2011: Technology

In our last post, we indicated that the World Economic Forum had recently released its 6th annual Global Risks report, it’s 2011 edition. This report was filled with risk, thirty-seven types of risk divided into five categories to be precise. Today, we are going to discuss what Sourcing Innovation thinks are the top three technology risks from a Supply Management perspective.

03: Threats from New Technology

Your business depends on its profit margins. Its profit margins depend on keeping revenues up and costs down. Revenue often depends on having the best product for your target customers at the best price point. Keeping costs down usually depends on a lean, streamlined process which, in turn, often depends on leading-edge technology to keep it running as efficiently as possible.

If your competitor identifies, latches onto, and implements a new technology before you do, then your competitor may be able to lower its production and operating costs well below your production and operating costs. If this happens, it will be able to lower its price point, and increase its revenue at the expense of yours. Then your organization will face declining revenues with higher costs. Profits will quickly disappear. Given the rapid pace of progress in many technology verticals, this could happen overnight if your organization doesn’t at least keep up, if not stay ahead of, the curve.

02: Online Data and Information Security

Every week we hear about another data breach at another retailer. What we don’t often hear about, because consumers aren’t directly affected, is yet another network intrusion at a Global 3000. While the average hacker might want your credit card, the average hacker employed by organizations that resort to corporate espionage wants your data – and your Supply Management related data in particular. What are you making? What are the specifications? Where? With who? When are you shipping? From Where? With what carrier? If any of this data finds its way to your competition before you’re ready to release a new product, the losses could be crippling. What if your competitor is able to use your plans to jump-start their development of a better version and beat you to market? What if thieves intercept your critical shipments and sell your product on the black market? While a consumer’s financial solvency depends on her credit card information being kept secure, your organization’s financial solvency often depends on your Supply Management data being kept secure.

01: Critical Information Infrastructure Breakdown

Let’s face it, it’s impossible to manage a global supply chain without modern supply management systems and the information infrastructure that supports them. What happens if your primary data centre gets taken out? What happens if your headquarters loses power for 48 hours? What happens if the land lines fail and the one satellite that carries cellular signals for your (remote) location stops responding? The minute your internet goes down, your business stops. Literally. And since your information infrastructure could breakdown as the result of a (power) grid overload, a data centre failure, an environmental disaster, or a terrorist action, all of which can not be predicted (or prevented in many situations), this is a significant risk that requires risk mitigation plans be in place and ready to go at a moment’s notice.