The Infinite Monkey Theorem, which states that *a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare*, is 100 years old this year. The theorem first appeared in Emile Borel‘s 1913 article “*Mecanique Statistique et Irreversibilite* which was published in J. Phys. 5e serie, vol 3, pp. 189-196. And thus began The Parable of the Monkeys.

But since you have *the doctor*, you don’t have to wait an infinite amount of time for your supply management blog posts, which will resume on regular schedule after the holiday weekend!