MC Hammer, probably better known for his golden sparkle shirt and parachute pants (and squandering through his thirty million dollar fortune) than his pop-rap, got a new job earlier this month: Web 2.0 Expert! TechCrunch20, the conference which alleges to put a sense of merit back into startup conferences, has declared MC Hammer a Web 2.0 Expert and put him on the panel of judges.

While good news for Hammer, it could be bad news for Web 2.0. After all, Hammer-Time came with an expiry date.

More Kudos to The Cynical Sourcerer for another assist!