To the tune of I Want Candy by Bow Wow Wow

I know a blog that’s tough but fair
It’s so fine you can’t compare
It’s got everything that you desire
Lights the blogsphere on brush fire

I want ranting
I want ranting

Time to read it when the sun goes down
Ain’t no finer blog in town
It’s my fix, just what the doctor prescibed
So blunt, it makes me feel alive

I want ranting
I want ranting

Out on the web, there’s nothing so fine
And all of the posts are free from vendor bribes
Some day soon truth will be mine
And we’ll read SI all the time

I want ranting
I want ranting