Toto’s Song

No hints this time. Consider it a challenge!

Oh, she likes to put me in compromising positions
I’m supposed to stay there with a smile on my face
Well, they think I’m so cute when she got me in that condition
Well I think it’s a total disgrace
So I said

I fight with Dorothy, but Dorothy always wins
Well, I fight with Dorothy, but Dorothy always wins
Well, I’ve been doing it since I was a young pup
I come out grinnin’
Well, I fight with Dorothy, Dorothy always wins

So I call up the tramp and
I say, “Give me strength for Round 5”
He said, “You don’t need no strength, you need to grow up son.”
I said, “Growing up lead to growing old and then to dying.”
“OO and dying to me don’t sound like all that much fun.”
So I said

I fight with Dorothy, but Dorothy always wins
Well, I fight with Dorothy, but Dorothy always wins
Well, I’ve been doing it since I was a young pup
I come out grinnin’
Well, I fight with Dorothy, Dorothy always wins

I said “Oh no no no”
I said “Oh no no no”
I said “Oh no no no”
I fight with Dorothy, Dorothy always wins

I fight with Dorothy, but Dorothy always wins
Well, I fight with Dorothy, but Dorothy always wins
Well, I’ve been doing it since I was a young pup
I come out grinnin’
Well, I fight with Dorothy, Dorothy always wins!

Good luck!
The LOLCats needed a break today.