In song, to the music of Where the Rubber Meets the Road by Meatloaf.
Somewhere some buyer’s crazy
And some Rep’s half out of her head
Now the CPO’s fearless
And hopes they won’t wind up dead
Somewhere two fists are pounding
And they don’t care what’s correct
Somewhere somebody’s walking the wire
Without a safety net …
Son, I’m Mr P.C.
And believe you me
I’m the ultimate king of correct
And if you wanna make it
You gotta make them take it
As a sign of your deep respect
If you’re gonna do it
You gotta see through it
To the honour-bound duty it is
You can call Branding absurd
And flip Agencies the bird
Just remember what your mission is …
When the rubber meets the road
Welcome to Procurement mode
Used to be deals were a firm handshake
Now the rubber meets the road
Ya say “Girl, you’re a beauty
But I’m no beast
I got a little contract right here
See, we can slam on the brakes
Anytime we got the stick
Even if we’re in fourth gear”
Rep in the front seat
Lawyer in the back seat
Gettin’ it on the dotted line
Got a snake in the bed
Lord, hissin’ on the headboard
Trying to lure you offside
Where the rubber meets the road
Welcome to Procurement mode
Used to be deals were a firm handshake
Now the rubber meets the road
Where the rubber meets the road
Buyer meets Rep then watch it explode
Yes means no means yes means no
Where the rubber meets the road!
Somewhere some buyer’s crazy
And some Rep’s half out of her head
Now the CPO’s fearless
With hopes they won’t wind up dead
Somewhere two fists are pounding
And they don’t care what’s correct
Somewhere somebody’s walking the wire
Without a safety net …