Daily Archives: November 3, 2007

I’m Sorry USA.

To the tune of Mark & Bob Mothersbaugh’s “American Dad” TV theme.

I’m Sorry USA,
I have to tell you that it’s now a sad and miser’ble day
The sun in the sky has a frown on his face
and Stephen Colbert’s out of the presidential race!
Oh boy, it’s sad to say: “I’m sorry USA.”

Your SI!

To the tune of “UHF” by Weird Al Yankovic.

Put down your old-school textbook
Throw out your online Guide
Put away your jacket
There’s no need to go outside
Don’t you know that we control the horizontal
We control the verticle, too
We gonna make a sourcing leader out of you
That’s what we gonna do now

Make it your home-page
Don’t touch that dial
We got it all on Your SI!
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a while
We got it all on Your SI!
Don’t worry ’bout ISM
Forget about the glitz
Just resize the window
And kill your favorites
We got it all, we got it all,
  we got it all on Your SI!

Disconnect the phone and leave the iPhone in the drawer
You better put away your paper
Prime time ain’t no time to weave
Time to go and make yourself a TV dinner
Press your face right up against the screen
We gonna tell you things you’ll wanna believe
If you know what I mean, now

Make it your home-page
Don’t touch that dial
We got it all on Your SI!
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a while
We got it all on Your SI!
Don’t worry ’bout ISM
Forget about the glitz
Just resize the window
And kill your favorites
We got it all, we got it all,
  we got it all on Your SI!

You can read it all day
You can read it all night
You can read it any time that you please
You can sit around and stare at your big flat screen
‘Till your brain explodes from the caffeine
Well, now

Make it your home-page
Don’t touch that dial
We got it all on Your SI!
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a while
We got it all on Your SI!
Don’t worry ’bout ISM
Forget about the glitz
Just resize the window
And kill your favorites
We got it all, we got it all,
  we got it all on Your SI!

We got it all on Your SI! (Your SI)
We got it all on Your SI! (Your SI)
We got it all on Your SI! (Your SI)
We got it all on Your SI! (We got it all!)
We got it all on Your SI! (Your SI)
We got it all on Your SI! (Your SI)
We got it all on Your SI! (Your SI)
We got it all on Your SI! (We got it all!)

We got it all, we got it all,
  we got it all on Your SI!