Monthly Archives: November 2009

Saturday Night’s Alright for Blogging

Saturday Night’s Alright for Blogging

It’s getting late have you seen my mates
All I see is the Internet ghosts
It’s seven o’clock and I want to blog
Want to get a WordPress full of posts

My mind is drunker than a barrel full of monkeys
And my fat cat she don’t purr
My web site looks cute with Lolcats in boots
A handful of grease in their fur

Don’t give me none of your aggravation
I’ve had it with your discipline
Saturday night’s alright for blogging
Get a little writing in

Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set the ‘Net alight
‘Cause Saturday night’s the night I like
Saturday night’s alright, alright, alright

Well they’re packed pretty tight on the web tonight
I’m looking for a lurker who’ll see me right
I may use a little language to get what I need
I may leak a little rumour and tweet out “Follow me!”

And one of the sounds that I really like
Is the sound of a counter that’s clicking right
I’m a juvenile product of the working class
Whose best friend floats at the bottom of a glass

Don’t give me none of your aggravation
I’ve had it with your discipline
Saturday night’s alright for blogging
Get a little writing in

Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set the ‘Net alight
‘Cause Saturday night’s the night I like
Saturday night’s alright, alright, alright

With the most sincere apology to Sir Elton John and Mr. Bernie Taupin, who once proclaimed that Saturday Night’s Alright for Fighting.

Mighty Mouse

No trouble to be found

when you hear its mighty sound.

Here it comes to save your day!

One and only Mighty Mouse gives you your way!

Yes sir, when there is a wrong to right,

Mighty Mouse at the speed of light!

On the desk or in a stand,

it’s got the situation well in hand.

We know that when there’s challenge, we’ll never despair;

Because we know that when there’s challenge it is there

On the desk, in its stand, everywhere.

We’re not worrying one bit.

We just listen for its click.

Here it comes to save your day.

One and only Mighty Mouse gives you your way!

When there is a wrong to right,

Mighty Mouse at the speed of light!

Here it comes to save your day.

One and only Mighty Mouse gives you your way!

That’s right! The new Open Office Mighty Mouse with its 18 programmable mouse buttons, each with its own double-click functionality, a clickable scroll wheel, 512K of flash memory, 63 on-mouse application profiles, and 1024-character macro support is the mightiest mouse of all!

 

Disclaimer: the doctor has no affiliation of any kind with Open Office.

Talk About a Supply Chain De-Railment!

When I saw this article over on BBC News that Trains ‘too costly’ for rail firm, I didn’t know if I should laugh or cry. If you were truly running an efficient rail line, than rail travel should be a cheaper option for your employees than road transport!

But for Network Rail, who own and operate Britain’s rail infrastructure, it’s cheaper to transport 200 staff by coach from Reading to Coventry for a conference — £24,000 cheaper! This tells me that either they are doing a very poor job of cost control, there is a disconnect between operations and sales (who would set the pricing), or government muddling is preventing efficient pricing and operations. (Why can’t workers travel at cost when the trip is related to their job? Do you think an airline who has to fly a pilot from point A to point B charges itself retail for the privilege?)

Your thoughts?

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Has Fear of Failure Kept Companies Dumb?

As you know, I’ve been on my dumb company kick ever since the recession started as nothing disgusts me more than good companies flushing themselves down the toilet from a seeming inability to stand out from the crowd and do the right the thing. It’s something I still can’t fathom, despite my best attempts, but after reading this recent blog post over on Harvard Business by David Silverman on “How Successful CEOs Respond to Failure”, I may have found another answer.

They’re afraid to fail. And that’s just stupid. Everyone fails. Even the doctor. The difference between those companies and individuals who enjoy grand success and those who don’t is the smart companies don’t release the failures. Great companies and great people learn from their mistakes, fix the problems, and then go on to design and release a great product or service. Remember Tom Watson‘s formula for success:

    It’s quite simple, really. Double your rate of failure. You are thinking of failure as the enemy of success. But it isn’t at all. You can be discouraged by failure — or you can learn from it. So go ahead and make mistakes. Make all you can. Because, remember that’s where you will find success.

Or, as the author notes:

    the professional makes as many mistakes as the amateur, the difference is, a professional fixes them faster.

So go forth and fail. You’ll prosper faster that way!

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Has Google Taught Us Well?

A recent article over on Fortune by Ken Auletta lists 10 things Google has taught us. Now, it’s obvious the 10 lessons provide a path to success (as you just have to look at where Google stands), but did Google teach us well? Before we can answer that, we have to review the 10 lessons.

  1. Passion Wins
    Larry Page and Sergey Brin are involved with Google full-time, unlike Jerry Yang and David Filo of Yahoo. They see Google as a defining company and give it everything they’ve got.
  2. Focus is Required
    The founders never let themselves get defocused by the crowd or the other 100 good ideas that they could be working on.
  3. Vision is Required Too
    Page and Brin want to make “all the world’s information available”. That’s quite a vision!
  4. A Team Culture is Vital
    Google’s allocation of 20% of employee time to projects of their own choice give employees a sense of proprietorship.
  5. Treat Engineers as Kings
    For most Valley companies, engineers are the equivalent of the television writer, a dime a dozen. Not at Google.
  6. Treat Customers Like a King
    Google is among the world’s most trusted brands because it conveys a sense that the user comes first. Google services are free and user friendly.
  7. Every Company is a Frenemy
    Google understands that a medium like the internet blurs the borders between companies, sometimes making it more difficult to sight a potential rival or to distinguish between ally and foe.
  8. Don’t Ignore the Human Factor
    Google has been wise in winning the trust of its users, in building a team culture, and in thinking long-term. But when you start from a blanket assumption that the old ways of doing things are probably wrong, as Google does, you’re bound to make unwise mistakes. Page was unwise to assume Google could immediately digitize all books, just as Google was wrong to assume that it could devise formulas to better sell ads for newspapers and broadcast radio, two efforts it has since abandoned.
  9. There Are No Certitudes
    There is nothing about the Google model that makes them invulnerable. While they made it big as a search engine, the money they’ve poured into new ventures like YouTube, Android, and cloud-computing has not yet paid off.
  10. Life is Long But Time is Short
    You need to think and act quickly and move with the markets, which will change many times over your life time.

So has Google taught us well? Yes, they have. In fact, they have taught us very well. All the lessons apply to your supply chain. Specifically:

  1. Passion Wins
    In order to build a better supply chain than your competitor, you have to work long and hard. This will require passion.
  2. Focus is Required
    Since the average, well-planned, supply chain transformation takes 18 to 36 months in a large multi-national, you need unwavering focus so you don’t get led astray.
  3. Vision is Required Too
    You have to see the end result to get there.
  4. A Team Culture is Vital
    Success will require the commitment of a cross-functional team that represents every unit of the business.
  5. Treat Engineers as Kings
    Your supply chain professionals, who are re-engineering the supply chain, need to have the full support of the C-suite who need to treat them like Kings for the value their efforts can bring.
  6. Treat Customers Like a King
    Since sourcing / procurement / supply chain needs the support of the other internal divisions of the company, their “customers”, they need to treat their customers like a king if they want to make big wins.
  7. Every Company is a Frenemy
    Your supply advantage today could be a supply risk tomorrow without the right IP protection when your contract manufacturer starts working for your direct competitor.
  8. Don’t Ignore the Human Factor
    The projects with the largest returns won’t succeed if everyone isn’t on board.
  9. There Are No Certitudes
    The markets are changing. The perfect supply chain today will not be the perfect supply chain tomorrow. You will have to improve continuously.
  10. Life is Long But Time is Short
    Especially where consumer products are concerned.

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