And I’m still not talking about volcanic eruptions — which could bury or clog your production facilities with ash, a terrorist attack — which could blow up a pipeline, or plain old management incompetence — which could result in a poorly maintained drilling station blowing up, but suicidal Sciurus Carolinensis, who, over the past few months, has knocked out substations in Ohio and Florida.

Now it seems that these organized little critters have figured out that they can’t always do it themselves and have recruited procyon lotor to help with those “well-protected” substations that need some extra muscle. A few days ago, in Memphis, an acrobatic and mean-spirited raccoon climbed over more than 30 feet of barriers to short-curcuit a switch on a substation and knock out power to 8,000 customers, including two hospitals the newspaper, for over five hours.

It would appear that things are getting dangerous over the hedge now that squirrels and raccoons are working together. If you’re not ready, your energy supply chain could be next!

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