You Don’t Put Up With This Crap When You’re Making a Major Purchase …

Let’s say you’re out to buy a new car, you know what you want, so you walk into the biggest dealership in the area, walk up to a salesman, point out the vehicle, and say:

“I want that one!”.

At this point the salesperson says:

“Fine Choice: Top of the line. Powerful engine. No Fade Paint Job. Exceptional Performance. I can let you have this beauty for only 40,000”.

At this point you’re a bit taken aback, because you thought the MSRP was 30,000 and you also thought there was a manufacturer’s rebate for 5,000 as part of the year end clear-out. So you go down the street to the next biggest dealership, walk up to a salesman, point out the same vehicle, and say:

“I want that one!”.

The new salesperson says:

“Excellent Choice. Solid vehicle. V6 engine. High quality paint job. Great performance. I can sell it for 35,000 and throw in service for three years.”

So you say to yourself that sounds about right, maybe the first person was confused about what car, model, and features I wanted and you decide to go back to the first dealership because you know they are bigger, move more inventory, and are more likely to be able to offer the best price. You walk up to the salesperson and say

“I just visited the dealership down the street and they said I could have that car for only 35,000.”

At this point, the first salesperson says:

“Oh, that car! Sorry, I misunderstood. I can let you have that car for only 20,000.”

At this point you say to yourself what the heck is going on here? You know that the automotive market is very competitive now. No one quotes a price above MSRP and no one drops the price, even on a luxury car, more than 20% anymore as the fierce competition for limited market share combined with the price transparency of the internet age has taken the vast majority of margin out of car sales. So if the sales person is dropping the price 50%, you know you’re buying a piece of junk that will be back in the shop every other month running up repair bills that will quickly exceed the purchase price of the car. So you get out of there as fast as you can and cut a deal with the second dealership for 27,000 after a fair round of negotiations.

In other words:

You Don’t Put Up With This Crap When You’re Making a Major Purchase …

So Why Do You Put Up With It When You’re Buying Your Enterprise Software?

It seems that not a week goes by where I don’t hear a vendor complaining about how a (certain) other vendor dropped their price by 50% or more at the last minute to steal the deal. You’re probably saying “what’s the problem with that, the customer negotiated a great deal, right”? Wrong! In many of these cases, the (certain) vendor in question literally bends the customer over the table, sticks a vacuum cleaner in their backside, and sucks out every dollar the customer has in one-time “implementation fees”, “support fees”, and “upgrade fees” as the initial quote didn’t include the “enterprise” version, didn’t include “training”, didn’t include (24/7) support, and didn’t include implementation costs, etc. (while the other vendor’s quote included all this at a price that, in the long run, would have been multiples less than the “best price”).

In other words, the next time a vendor suddenly drops their price by a ridiculous amount, tell them to take a hike — before they cut the bottoms out of all of your pockets with the knife they used to “slash” their price.

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