Forget Consequence Free. I wanna be Gen-AI Free!

To the tune of Consequence Free by Great Big Sea.

Na na-na, na na na-na na na!
Na na-na, na na na-na na na!

Wouldn’t it be great,
if no one ever was redundant?
Wouldn’t it be great,
if we made all the decisions?

I’ve always said,
All the rules are made for bending.
And if I did the right thing,
What’s wrong with that vision?

I wanna be Gen-AI free!
I wanna be where humans always matter.
I wanna be Gen-AI free!
And say: Na na-na, na na na-na na na!
Oh! Na na-na, na na na-na na na!

I could really use,
To lose my ethical conscience.
Cause I’m getting sick,
Of feeling angry all the time.

I won’t abuse it,
Yeah I’ve got the best intentions.
For a little bit of anarchy,
But not the hurting kind.

I wanna be Gen-AI free!
I wanna be where humans always matter.
I wanna be Gen-AI free!
And say: Na na-na, na na na-na na na!
Oh! Na na-na, na na na-na na na!

Oh! I couldn’t sleep at all last night,
‘Cause I had AI on my mind.
Why can’t we leave it all behind,
You know it could be that easy.

It just takes one person
Wouldn’t it be great,
If the CEO made that call
We could do the work,
And we would never get the slip.

Wouldn’t need to worry about illogic or bad data.
We could slip off the edge,
And never worry about the fall.

I wanna be Gen-AI free!
I wanna be where humans always matter.
I wanna be Gen-AI free!
And say: Na na-na, na na na-na na na!
Oh! Na na-na, na na na-na na na!
Oh! Na na-na, na na na-na na na!

the doctor, while an early adopter of SSDO, rule-based RPA, Machine Learning, and other “AI” technologies, is serious here. Gen-AI is garbage at best, bull crap the majority of the time, and toxic waste when it fails. What other technology produces hallucinations, hate speech, and hot (as in stolen) data on a regular basis? What other technology has literally convinced people to commit suicide?

It’s not ready for prime-time, and may never be. Go back to carefully constructed NLP solutions on carefully designed data sets that actually work. We don’t need Artificial Idiocy where you need more training in prompting to have a chance at solving a problem than developers need training in coding to write a reliable deterministic algorithm that actually solves the problem. Sure it seems to work “okay” 90% of the time with normal usage, but what about that 9% of the time it doesn’t or the 1% it fails so drastically it could cost you millions of dollars in direct and indirect damages? Is it worth it? (The answer is NO!)

Some light reading. More can be found by Googling Gen-AI Fails and similar search terms.