Its name was Coupa, it was procurement
For anyone to make a buy, through the browser on first try
And it would guide you and satisfy you
And when you had to order quick
It was just a point and click
Across the crowded net, you could buy with no regret
It was new and the UI was slick
Who could ask for more?

At the Coupa (Cou) Coupacabana (Coupacabana)
The hottest app north of Havana
At the Coupa (Cou) Coupacabana
Procurement passion was always in fashion
And with Coupa you fell in love
Coupa, Coupacabana

It’s UI was clean
It lit up the screen
A buyer would leap from his chair, he saw all the items there
And when he hit buy, auto PO would fly

But money took it oh so far
The stack is now an app bazaar
What was a simple app, a 20 SKU mousetrap
Too much cash and a M&A bash
Tell me who bought who?

At the Coupa (Cou) Coupacabana (Coupacabana)
The hottest app north of Havana
At the Coupa (Cou) Coupacabana
Procurement passion was always in fashion
And with Coupa, you lost your love

(Coupa, Coupacabana)
(Coupa, Coupacabana)
(Coupacabana)
like in Havana
(Coupa, Banana)
Procurement passion was always in fashion

It’s name was Coupa, it was procurement
But that was fifteen years ago, when everyone could go
Now it’s a full stack, but not procurement
Where’s the app they used to share
Made for buyers everywhere

It sits there, so refined, with marketing half-blind
The thrill is gone and so is Davie
Will we lose our mind?

At the Coupa (Cou) Coupacabana (Coupacabana)
The hottest app north of Havana
At the Coupa (Cou) Coupacabana
Procurement passion was always in fashion
And with Coupa you fell in love
Don’t fall in love!
(Coupacabana)
(Coupacabana)

If Redfoo grew up in the North and only did his songwriting in winter …

Shovelling
Yeah
Woo!
Let’s go!

Shovelling is what we do today
Everybody just have a good time (Yeah)
And we gonna go get cold outside (Woo!)
Everybody just have a good time
Shovelling’s what we do ev’ryday (Oh!)
Everybody just have a good time (Come and move it, baby!)
And we gonna go get cold outside (Yeah)
We just wanna see you
Shovel!

In the street: Shovelling
Looking for your girl? She stuck in snow (Huh?)
Neck high ’cause the winds did blow
Booty moving weight when we on the block (Woo!)
Where the road? I gots to know!
Snow pants, warm toques, ’cause I’m oh so cold
Half-fluff, half-packed: it must go
Snowblower jammed, shovels, ho!

I’m shovelling through these drifts in slow mo
I got that backbreaking twist, knee high drifts, snow halo
We shovelling!, yeah, that’s the crew that I’m reppin’
In the search for the road, no Led in our Zeppelin (Hey!)

Shovelling is what we do today (Woo!)
Everybody just have a good time (Yeah)
And we gonna go get cold outside
Everybody just have a good time (Let’s go!)
Shovelling’s what we do ev’ryday
Everybody just have a good time (Come and move it, baby!)
And we gonna go get cold outside
We just wanna see you
Shovel!

Every day I’m Shovelin’ (Shovel)
Shovelin’, Shovelin’ (Shovel)

Get out fast and be the first one to clear your driveway bare
We get shovels, out we go, there’s a – chill in the air
One more lift for us (Another scoop!)
Hope our knees hold up (Another stoop!)
We just want the sight (It’s only fair!)
Black asphalt tonight (We know it’s there!)

Stand up, knees down, point your shovels to the ground
Stand up, knees down, point your shovels to the ground
Stand up, knees down, point your shovels to the ground (Woo!)
Point your shovels to the ground
Point your shovels to the ground (Let’s go!)
Stand up, stand up, stand up
Stand up, stand up, stand up
Stand up, stand up, stand up
Point your shovels to the ground
To the ground
Swing your shovels (Woo!)
Swing your shovels
Swing your shovels
Swing your shovels

Shovelling is what we do today (Swing your shovels, woo!)
Everybody just have a good time (Swing your shovels)
And we gonna go get cold outside (Swing your shovels)
Everybody just have a good, good, good time

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Swing your shovels)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Come and move it, baby!)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Swing your shovels)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Swing your shovels)
Shovel!

Every day I’m shov-shovelin’
Lift them (shovels)
Lift them (yeah)
Lift them (woo!)
(Hands up)
Lift them (shovels)
Swing your shovels
Swing your shovels
Swing your shovels

This is the story of a guy
Who tried to buy and drowned in paperwork
And while overwhelmed in bureaucracy
He decided to step up
And Focus!

How many days in a year?
He woke up with hope, but he only found tears?
Vendors could be so insincere
Making their promises never for real
As long as he stood there waiting
Finding the holes in the piece-mealed silos
How many days disappeared?
While he dealt with bad software
So what’s one to do?

POs never fare as well the next day
And your hair never falls out quite the same way
Ev’ry day yet another thing goes astray

This is the story of a guy
Who tried to buy and drowned in paperwork
And while overwhelmed in bureacuracy
He decided to step up
And Focus!

Now how many buyers would stay
Just to put up with this every day and all day?
Now how did we wind up this way
Watching our mouths for the words that we say?
As long as we stand there waiting
Finding the holes in the piece-mealed silos
How do we get there today
When we’re waiting too long for the price of our blues?

POs never fare as well the next day
And your hair never falls out quite the same way
Ev’ry day yet another thing goes astray

This is the story of a guy
Who tried to buy and drowned in paperwork
And while overwhelmed in bureaucracy
He decided to step up
And Focus!

(sung to the tune of “Absolutely” by “Nine Days”)