Monthly Archives: January 2011

Always Remember That Only Your Supply Disruptions Will Be Remembered

As proof, consider the top 50 news stories of 2010. While most of the big stories were related to the economy, election, and terror (because the three major news networks that reach over 3/4s of the US population love to promote terror), the 3rd biggest story of 2010 was the BP Oil Spill (that will still be talked about in decades to come just like the Exxon Valdez oil spill is still talked about today) and the 10th biggest story of 2010 was the Toyota (Gas Pedal) Recall that affected most of the Toyota Vehicle Line-Up, including the Avalon, Camry, Corolla, ES 350, Highlander, IS 250, IS 350, Lexus, Matrix, Prius, RAV4, Sequoia, Tacoma, Tundra, and Venza. While the recall may have been limited to components manufactured by one supplier, it had devastating effects across the Toyota line.

In comparison, not one of the top 50 new stories revolved around a supply chain success. In fact, only the continued debate on the economy and the Toyota recall revolved around business. The majority of the top stories revolved around politics (28), and the rest were rather evenly split between bad news (7), natural disasters (6), and culture (7). The media doesn’t care about your success, only your failures. Make this the year your organization gets those risk management systems and processes in place so that it doesn’t end up being the top news story of 2011.

Cheating Metrics Does Not Make For Better Service!

Reading the fall issue of the MITL Quarterly from the McMaster Institute for Transportation & Logistics, I was appalled to hear that only one airline reported a tarmac delay of more than 3 hours was a US airline performance highlight for August 2010 (as opposed to 66 such delays in August 2009). One must remember that the DOT 3-hour rule, which mandates that passengers on domestic flights be allowed to disembark after three hours (provided doing so doesn’t create a safety or security issue or interfere with airport operations), came into effect on April 29, and that the fines for violating the rule can be as high as $27,500 per passenger, which works out to 3 Million or more for a stranded 737.

As a result, airlines now have a huge incentive to insure that a plane doesn’t sit on the tarmac for more than 3 hours — an incentive that is much bigger than the incentive they have to get passengers to their destinations on time. Do the math — at 27,500 a pop, the penalty for sitting on the tarmac can be up to 50 times the reward for getting passengers to their destination (as measured by the ticket price). Thus, airlines are not boarding until the chance of take off within 3 hours is as close to 100% as possible — which means that instead of sitting on the tarmac, passengers are now sitting in the airport instead. Plus, when there is an extended delay, the chance of a delay beyond 3 hours is now much greater because if the delay becomes extended, the airline will just cancel the flight instead of taking a service performance penalty. They change the metrics — and while it makes for “better service” from the Department of Transportation’s perspective, it doesn’t make for better service to the end customer.

After all, the statistics are still bad. If you go to the Research and Innovative Technology Administration Bureau of Transportation Statistics and search the airline statistics for the major airlines, you’ll find that on-time arrivals for the past year are still hovering around the 80% mark on average and, most importantly, that (well) over 5% of regularly scheduled flights are now cancelled by the major airlines. Two Thousand and Four Hundred (2,400) regularly scheduled flights were cancelled in October 2010 alone. I’m not sure what the average delay for each passenger that had to be rescheduled was, but I bet it was a lot more than 3 hours. And if 9.4% of flights were cancelled in October 2010, then, on average, only 70% of regularly scheduled flights are arriving on time. (And in June and July, over 200 routes were chronically delayed, that is, over 50% of flights were late by 30 minutes or more.) That’s very poor performance in my book.

I could continue to drone on about the fact that US airline performance is, despite low violations of the 3-hour rule, quite dismal, but I think this is enough make my point. If your service is bad, and you change the metrics, it’s still bad and you’re not going to fool your customers. While the airlines might be able to get away with it, as most major airlines will have an effective monopoly on a number of routes around their local hubs and you don’t have a lot of choice, you won’t. Unless you’re truly making a one-of-a-kind product that your customer cannot get anywhere else, which is not true for 99%+ of manufacturers, your customers have a choice — and if you give them poor service, when the contract is up, they’ll leave — especially if you try to report stellar performance when the truth is anything but.

Don’t repeat the airlines’ mistake.

Steve Jobs Needs Another Billion or Two? There’s an App Store for That!

Maybe D&B have it right — forget the traditional browser interface and go right to the iPhone App! After all, the App Store is expected to pull in $2 Billion in revenues this year (TUAW.com) while our entire niche space, from a software sales perspective, depending on who you believe, is only worth 3 Billion to 5 Billion (especially if you believe Ariba).


Dogbert Translates Cloud-Consultanese

Check out today’s Dilbert strip. With the help of Dogbert and the Pointy Haired Boss, Scott Adams cuts right to the heart of the cloud craziness that has overtaken us.

Simply put:

Dogbert (the consultant) … Blah Blah Cloud. Blah Blah Cloud. …
Pointy-Haired Boss It’s as if you’re a technologist and a philosopher all in one!
Dogbert (the consultant) Blah Blah Platform.

That’s exactly what I hear when people start blabbing about “The Cloud”. That’s exactly what any smart technology person hears when people start blabbing about the cloud. And I say this with confidence because even Larry doesn’t know what the cloud is. (What the Hell is Cloud Computing?) He’s one of the smartest technology guys out there … and if he doesn’t know what it is, how can your average technology genius know what it is?

The reality, and please say this aloud three times, is that THERE IS NO CLOUD. (THERE IS NO CLOUD. THERE IS NO CLOUD.) It is a myth perpetuated by sales people and consultants who don’t have anything new to sell, but who know that if they speak the truth, they won’t sell anything … so they go around talking about this mythical magical cloud in a wonderful and confusing manner until they get some of the more dimwitted middle managers with a budget to bite. Then these dimwitted middle managers start perpetuating the myth because they know that if there isn’t enough hype for the technology they just overspent on, they won’t be able to justify their decision, and they’ll look bad. Then everyone else starts playing follow the leader because they don’t realize that it wasn’t Organization X that bought “the cloud”, but some dimwitted middle manager with a silver tongue and a charming smile. And then we have another technology craze around technology that doesn’t exist.

If someone is selling you “cloud technology”, then, if you’re lucky, what they are really selling you is a multi-tenanted hosted SaaS solution with open APIs that allow you to upload, manage, transfer, and download your data at your convenience and to manage how much processing is done when. (Something you should have been able to do since day one, but couldn’t with most multi-tenant SaaS providers that knew that only way to lock you in was to lock-in your data.) That’s it. Multi-tenant SaaS with open APIs that interoperate with an open standard so that you can, if you wish, suck your data out of one “cloud” instance and spit it into another “cloud” instance that uses the same API. If you’re really lucky, it might also have some good graphical management software that you can access through your browser (instead of undocumented command line RPC calls that take expensive coders weeks of time to figure out).

If you’re unlucky, it’s a traditional hosted ASP provider that has implemented the basics of an API that, through a lot of sweat and manpower in the offshore development centres, lets them fake a multi-tenant SaaS solution if you don’t look under the hood (as the best these providers can really pull off is single-tenant SaaS).

And since multi-tenant SaaS and open APIs have been around for years, it’s not new, it’s not magic, and it’s definitely not a new fluffy magic box.

Don’t get me wrong. I am a huge fan of multi-tenant SaaS (done right) and have promoted such technology for years. But I am sick and tired of this marketing BS. It’s a cloud all right — a cloud of smug produced by conceited marketing types. (If you don’t know what a smug cloud is, Trey Parker and Matt Stone produced a South Park episode that explains it quite well. If you are in the US, you can find video clips on the South Park Studios site. Warning: TV-14 to TV-MA, possibly NSFW)

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