I just realized that I don’t subject you to Canadian humour enough. Since you don’t know what you’re missing, here are the 12 days of Christmas, Bob and Doug McKenzie style!
I just realized that I don’t subject you to Canadian humour enough. Since you don’t know what you’re missing, here are the 12 days of Christmas, Bob and Doug McKenzie style!
Apple has a bit of a reputation as being pricey. High quality, but pricey. However, when compared to the cost of the items mentioned in the Twelve Days of Christmas, you could go overboard on Apple products for 12 days for less than half of the cost. According to a recent article from the Associated Press (found on Yahoo! News), the cost of the 12 days of Christmas has increased 10.8% to $96,824 (according to the annual Christmas Price Index compiled by PNC Wealth Management). Yowzers!
So, for those of you on a budget, I give you the twelve days of Apple.
On the first day of Christmas
my true love sent to me
an iPad in a gift case
On the second day of Christmas
my true love sent to me
Two Macbook Pros,
And an iPad in a gift case.
On the third day of Christmas
my true love sent to me
Three Macbooks,
Two Macbook Pros,
And an iPad in a gift case.
On the fourth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me
Four Mac Minis,
Three Macbooks,
Two Macbook Pros,
And an iPad in a gift case.
On the fifth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me
Five Macbook Airs,
Four Mac Minis,
Three Macbooks,
Two Macbook Pros,
And an iPad in a gift case.
On the sixth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me
Six iMacs Shining,
Five Macbook Airs,
Four Mac Minis,
Three Macbooks,
Two Macbook Pros,
And an iPad in a gift case.
On the seventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me
Seven Mac Pros Humming,
Six iMacs Shining,
Five Macbook Airs,
Four Mac Minis,
Three Macbooks,
Two Macbook Pros,
And an iPad in a gift case.
On the eighth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me
Eight iPhones Ringing,
Seven Mac Pros Humming,
Six iMacs Shining,
Five Macbook Airs,
Four Mac Minis,
Three Macbooks,
Two Macbook Pros,
And an iPad in a gift case.
On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me
Nine iPod Touches,
Eight iPhones Ringing,
Seven Mac Pros Humming,
Six iMacs Shining,
Five Macbook Airs,
Four Mac Minis,
Three Macbooks,
Two Macbook Pros,
And an iPad in a gift case.
On the tenth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me
Ten iPod Classics,
Nine iPod Touches,
Eight iPhones Ringing,
Seven Mac Pros Humming,
Six iMacs Shining,
Five Macbook Airs,
Four Mac Minis,
Three Macbooks,
Two Macbook Pros,
And an iPad in a gift case.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me
Eleven iPod Nanos,
Ten iPod Classics,
Nine iPod Touches,
Eight iPhones Ringing,
Seven Mac Pros Humming,
Six iMacs Shining,
Five Macbook Airs,
Four Mac Minis,
Three Macbooks,
Two Macbook Pros,
And an iPad in a gift case.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me
Twelve iPod Shuffles,
Eleven iPod Nanos,
Ten iPod Classics,
Nine iPod Touches,
Eight iPhones Ringing,
Seven Mac Pros Humming,
Six iMacs Shining,
Five Macbook Airs,
Four Mac Minis,
Three Macbooks,
Two Macbook Pros,
And an iPad in a gift case.
And it only costs you a mere $45,942!
Product | Base Price | Units | Total |
iPod Shuffle | 12 | 49 | 588 |
iPod Nano | 11 | 149 | 1639 |
iPod Classic | 10 | 249 | 2490 |
iPod Touch | 9 | 229 | 2061 |
iPhone | 8 | 99 | 792 |
Mac Pro | 7 | 2499 | 17493 |
iMac | 6 | 1199 | 7194 |
Macbook Air | 5 | 999 | 4995 |
Mac Mini | 4 | 699 | 2796 |
Macbook | 3 | 999 | 2997 |
Macbook Pro | 2 | 1199 | 2398 |
iPad | 1 | 499 | 499 |
Grand Total | 45942 |