When those of us from the smartest generation were growing up, we were told that we shouldn’t be ignorant or apathetic, because “I don’t know” and “I don’t care” are not good answers. With hindsight, while ignorance and apathy aren’t great qualities, it turns out that asininity and exuberance, especially when mixed, have proven to be far worse.
After all, generally what happened if you were ignorant and apathetic was that you ended up in a remedial program, got your high school diploma, quit your job at the White Castle, and joined the trades. Spent your evenings at the local dive bar with your buddies and the weekends on the couch. (Unless, of course, you liked Mary Jane a little too much, then you kept your job at the White Castle and spent every evening on the couch watching Beavis and Butt-head, because you were convinced they were your alter egos.) You didn’t make your mark on society, but you didn’t ruin it either.
Hindsight is 20/20 and I don’t think that, when we were growing up, our educators could ever have predicted how powerful private equity and venture capital would become, how it would be dominated by the asinine and exuberant, and how much damage they’d collectively do not just to public markets but global economies.
All of the market crisis of the past 40 years have been caused by asinine and exuberant financiers, primarily in the private markets, which includes the loosely regulated investment arms of major banks and financial institutions where they are allowed to take “measured” risks.
I mean 40 years! Black Monday (on October 19, 1987), which was the largely unexpected stock market crash that wiped out 1.7 Trillion worldwide, or about 10% of Global GDP at the time, might have started as a result of actions of the US House Committee on Ways and Means with the introduction of a bill to reduce the tax benefits from financing mergers and leveraged buyouts, and been exacerbated by the the high trade deficit figures which both announced on the prior Wednesday, but the major losses stemmed from automated computer trading adopted by the portfolio insurers and mutual funds (to reduce their trading costs and quickly capitalize on market changes) that dictated very large sales (in response to significant selling pressures, which partly arose from their customers having the right to redeem their shares at will, and do so at the price of the last market close). With a glut of sell orders hitting the market as soon as it opened, and nowhere near enough buy orders, this resulted first in intense downward price pressure and then huge losses as the automated trading models automatically reduced prices and accepted lower buy orders. Had the market not been overvalued, had funds been properly managed (by investors not overly exuberant about the markets), and had trades still been manual, losses would not have been as severe — but the pursuit of quick gains built up a market that could come down just as fast.
Then we had the dot-com bubble, created by the first wave of exuberant and asinine VCs that overvalued any business with an online business model (even if never truly implemented, like Boo.com that blew through £125 million in just 6 months (and fire-sold for less than $2 Million), and was labeled by CNET as the 6th greatest dot-com flop. The bursting of the bubble wiped out over 5 Trillion, or about 15% of Global GDP! (The biggest dot-com flop, according to CNET, was Webvan, the original online grocer. It raised $375M in an IPO in Novemver 15, 1999 to build a gigantic infrastructure from the ground up, including a 1 Billion order for high-tech warehouses, and closed in July of 2001.) Hold onto this.
Next up, the 2008 Financial Crisis (that caused the Great Recession) as a result of the collapse of the U.S. subprime mortgage market from risky lending practices, complex mortgage-backed security, and mortgage trading that should never have been allowed. This cut the DOW in half in less than a year. Total losses were generally estimated to be between 19 Trillion and 22 Trillion, or about 32% of Global GDP! (With some more extreme estimates placing value losses at almost 50 Trillion, or almost 80% of GDP, including the estimate of the Asia Development Bank.)
Finally, the 202X AI Crash. It’s coming. And it’s going to be big!
20X valuations in any company that can claim “AI”, whether or not it’s actually AI and whether or not it actually works, have become all too common. Every month, a new 100 Million+ investment in yet another company valued at over 1 Billion dollars despite having sales of less than 50 Million. (And VCs valuing companies with 2 Million in sales at 40 Million dollars.) It’s insane. The asininity and exuberance are ridiculous. For every company to make those numbers in 5 years, which is the time-frame in which most Venture Capitalists (VCs) and Private Equiteers (PEs) [not to be confused with Privatus Equiterres, although that’s likely what they’re doing, facing backwards of course] expect a return. This means that, for those numbers to be hit, worldwide IT spend would have to quintuple, from about 6 Trillion today to 30 Trillion next year, or 25% of Global GDP would have to be dedicated to IT. That’s not going to happen. To put that number in perspective, that’s the ENTIRE US economy … the richest economy in the world that can’t afford to pay for universal education, basic health care, veteran benefits, and/or social security. So how would it ever pay for all that IT? But still, AI investment last year alone was about 600 Billion, or 1/10th of global IT spend. For a technology where the backlash is beginning since the compute costs are spiraling out of control (with companies having to significantly scale back, or even halt, their AI budgets as a result of skyrocketing costs — with one company burning through 500 Million in one month alone [Source: Yahoo! Finance]). (And the total investment in AI infrastucture and software spend since 2000 exceeds 2 Trillion, with some estimates going as high as 3 Trillion.) Open AI and Anthropic alone have raised over 310 Billion with a current combined run-rate of about 70 Billion. Investments are insane, budgets are being tightened, and with McKinsey and MIT reporting 94%+ failure rates on pilots, the backlash is coming.
The only question is, how bad is this crash going to be. If we look at the trend line, 10% of Global GDP for Black Monday, 15% for the dot-com bust, and 30% for the sub-prime mortgage crisis, this could be catastrophic and make the Great Depression look like the Little Dipper. With most IT assets overvalued by a multiple of at least 5, simple math says that 80% of total IT stock value (and the NASDAQ) could be wiped out overnight! (And while it’s not likely to be that bad, anyone with a bit of logic and math skills can see it’s going to be bad, even in a best case scenario.) And it’s all because of widespread asinine exuberance in the private finance industry!
So never complain about ignorance and apathy again. Those with it may never have amounted to anything, but they never caused any major problems either!