Daily Archives: July 6, 2007

The Cynical Sorcerer Comes Out of His Shell

Perhaps not yet ready to stop celebrating US independence, the elusive Tony Poshek, the inventor of The Puddy Principle to Strategic Sourcing, and our very own Cynical Sorcer(er), has decided to stop throwing us bloggers scraps and yesterday, for the first time, offered us a glimpse into the mind of the manic marauder with his inaugural post on Spend Matters (Paris Hiltons dog dead due to pet food from China*) that lamented the cruel fate that may yet befall the Paris’ Pup.

The post, which lamented the recent run of bad luck to befall our eastern exchange partner, whose citizens have apparently just discovered Weird Al’s 1985 hit Dare to Be Stupid and decided to add a verse or two of their own:

Put down your Mobal and listen to me
It’s time for us to join in the trade
It’s time to let our babies to grow up to be cowboys
It’s time to remove the blockade

It’s time to make diethylene glycol toothpaste
It’s time to paint our toy trains with lead
It’s time to lace pet food with melamine
It’s time to leave the gum out of the tread …

points out that as simultaneously entertaining and terrifying as the referenced stories are, the most interesting ones are the smaller stories that deal with consumers actually trying to boycott products from China, such as How one woman said ‘No’ to Chinese imports and
“U.S. family tries living without China” (Yahoo News).

All I can say is that I hope we see more posts in the future. He’s no Spend Fool (but then again, who is?), but his swift style is scandalously satirical, and that’s a breath of Chicago air we all need once and again.

* All posts prior to 2012 were removed in the Spend Matters site refresh in June, 2023.

Eye-For-Procurement Technology For Procurement Highlights II: John LaPorta’s Presentation

John LaPorta’s (Procurement, IBM) presentation on “It’s not just about the technology: How to accelerate procurement skills and gain a real competitive advantage” was one of the best presentations at the Technology for Procurement Forum in San Francisco, put on by EyeForProcurement last month, and my favorite.

In this presentation, John tackled a favorite topic of mine, the talent crunch and how the most severe shortage of skilled labor in history is nearly upon us. ( Now might be a good time to start getting on your leading’s blogger priority customer list, before it’s too late. ) In this presentation, he reminded us of the following frightening statistics:

  • 25% of the world’s population will reach retirement age in the next three (3) years
  • employers estimate that 39% of their current workforce and 26% of new hires will have basic skill deficiencies

In other words, you could lose a quarter of your workforce in the next few years, but with the increasing skill requirements of knowledge requirement jobs, even if you can find a replacement (which is not guaranteed in an economy where the unemployment rate has dropped below the lowest rate during the recent IT bubble), he or she is not likely to have all the skills you need.

To this end, John is recommending that you, like IBM (and you can never go wrong with IBM, right? – well, okay, you can argue that sometimes you can, but they’re right on the money this time), develop or adopt a Procurement Capability Accelerator program to teach new hires the skills they need to have in months, and not years, using tailored development and coaching programs that compress two-to-three years of experiential learning into six months through heavy use of mentoring. I know you might not think you can spare your senior employees for these large buckets of time, but just think about how much worse this problem will be when they retire and take their knowledge with them.

John notes, rightly so, that one of the keys to this approach is finding the right tools and technologies that your employees can learn and adapt to quickly as well as identifying any tools and technologies that you can use to make the learning, and specifically the e-learning, process more efficient. It’s all about the right people, processes, and technology and the key is not to overlook any one of these focal points and attack all three with the appropriate level of attention and rigor.

I know you’d rather be an ostrich and stick your head in the sand then truly contemplate the magnitude of the talent problem sneaking up on you, but the sooner you realize that the only way to tackle the problem is to act now and turn your procurement officers into performance officers, the better off you’ll be in the long run. Moreover, if you’re prepared for the coming workforce turnover, you’ll have a significant competitive advantage. While your competitors are unsuccessfully scrambling to find talent that just isn’t available, you’ll have it in place.

And remember, as Deming said, if there’s a problem on the floor, it’s management, not the people. So act now.