To the tune of Ben 10 by Mz Moxy (Youtube)

It started with a press release
that just went overboard
That stuck itself upon his mind
with secrets it would hoard
But he’s got vendor insight
and no ordinary blog
the doctor.

So if you read the blog
you might be in for a big surprise
He’ll unleash all of his knowledge
before your very eyes
With brilliance, vision, clarity,
he’ll help you realize
the doctor.

Armed with the blog, he’s on the case
Fighting off lies from earth or space
He’ll never stop till you know the truth
‘Cause he’s the baddest blogger to ever sleuth
the doctor.