Daily Archives: October 10, 2009

Employers Getting Tough On Social Networks … About Time!

While I have no problem with business networks like Linked-In and Plaxo, and web 2.0 tools like Slideshare and Trip-It, and see the great value they have to offer, I still have a great disdain for social networks like Facebook, MySpace, and Twitter (and that’s why I’m faceless, spaceless, and twitter free) which have yet to bring useful applications to the table.

Even though you can argue that these networks do have some useful features, as Facebook allows you to create groups, MySpace allows you to share video (like YouTube and its YouTube channels), and Twitter allows you to post (tiny) urls to job openings and useful articles, the fact of the matter is that these sites are just filled with too much junk and too many distractions to truly allow you to be productive (unless you have the wavering focus of a hungry Indian cobra). I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to be poked, prodded, bitten, shaken, and stirred when I’m trying to learn about cost reduction best practices; I don’t want to be pinged, walled, or buzzed when trying to watch an interview with a logistics expert; and I certainly don’t want to hear about someone’s latest foray to the restroom when trying to find a link to an article on procurement performance. Thus, I was thrilled to see this recent Industry Week Analysis that 76% of companies are now choosing to block social networking sites because while business networking sites, when properly used, can be good for business … having you constantly distracted at work isn’t good for anyone. Maybe that makes me an old fogey who should just go fuddle-duddle, but as you know, sometimes I just don’t care.

Don’t Worry, Be Happy

By now you all know that when I lose it, unlike most bloggers who go over the edge, I go over the hedge. The last couple of times I lost it, I brought you Hammy‘s Song (If I Was A ‘Coon) and (Dark) Verne‘s Song (Get Rid of that Squirrel). This, in turn, caused many of you to wonder about RJ‘s song. Well, I won’t leave you hanging any longer. Here it is.

Don’t Worry, Be Happy (RJ’s Song)

Here’s a little song I wrote

You might want to sing it note for note

Don’t worry, be happy

In every life we have some trouble

But when you worry you make it double

Don’t worry, be happy

Don’t worry, be happy now

Don’t worry, be happy

Don’t worry, be happy

Don’t worry, be happy

Don’t worry, be happy

Ain’t got no place to lay your head

Somebody came and took your bed

Don’t worry, be happy

The loan shark say your check is late

He may have to litigate

Don’t worry, be happy

Look at me, I am happy

Don’t worry, be happy

I give you my cell number

When you worry call me

I make you happy

Don’t worry, be happy

Ain’t got no cash, ain’t got no style

Ain’t got no gal to make you smile

But don’t worry, be happy

‘Cause when you worry

Your face will frown

And that will bring everybody down

So don’t worry, be happy

Don’t worry, be happy now

Don’t worry, be happy

Don’t worry, be happy

Don’t worry, be happy

Don’t worry, be happy

Don’t worry, don’t worry, don’t do it

Be happy, put a small on your face

Don’t bring everybody down like this

Don’t worry, it will soon pass whatever it is

Don’t worry, be happy

Sung to Don’t Worry, Be Happy by

  Bobby McFerrin