Daily Archives: January 1, 2010

Happy New Year from the Sourcing Maniacs

[Wakko, Yakko, & Dot] It’s time for Sourcing-Maniacs

And we’re zany to the max

So just sit back and relax

You’ll laugh ’til you collapse

We’re sourcing-maniacs!

[Wakko & Yakko] Come join the ‘Riba Brothers
[Dot] And the ‘Riba Sister, Dot
[Wakko, Yakko, & Dot] Just for fun we like to give out sourcing booster shots

You’d lock us in the boardroom if ever we got caught

But we’d break loose and then vamoose

And now you know the plot!

[Wakko, Yakko, & Dot] We’re sourcing-maniacs!
[Wakko] Dot is cute and Yakko yaks
[Yakko] Wakko packs away the snacks
[Wakko, Yakko, & Dot] We’re sourcing-maniacs!
[Yakko] There’s Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the sourcing-verse
[Dot] But our goals are more mundane
[Wakko]   we just want to be immersed
[Yakko] Part of the game,
[Dot]   for that we will traverse
[Wakko] the sourcing space
[Dot]     with style and grace
[Yakko, Wakko, & Dot] Why bother to rehearse?
[Wakko, Yakko, & Dot] We’re sourcing-maniacs!

Free of pay-to-play contracts

We’re zany to the max

[Wakko] There’s baloney in our slacks
[Wakko, Yakko, & Dot] We’re sourcing-manie,

Totally insaney,



[Dot] These are the facts!
[Yakko] That’s right folks! We’re sorry we’ve been slack since our 2008 vendor tour, but after all that rejection in our job search, we just had to get away for a while and take a vacation
[Dot] and do some shopping
[Wakko] and some digging in the Congo!
[Yakko] But we’re ready to get back in the game!
[Dot] And ensure that the entire Sourcing-Verse never forgets our name!
[Wakko] Even when they hear the irresistible beat of the Bongo!
[Yakko] So we’re back …
[Dot] in shiny black …
[Wakko] and dancing to the beat!
[Yakko] We’re ready for action …
[Dot] so stay tuned for the coming attraction …
[Wakko] because we’re going to help the doctor turn up the heat!
[Yakko, Wakko, & Dot] Happy New Year! We hope you survive it intact!