To the tune of Y.M.C.A. by the Village People.

Young man, there’s no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, there’s no need to frown.
We have a new name for the problem.

Young man, there’s a term you should know.
I said, young man, when you need to save dough.
Look into it, and I’m sure you will find …
It will turn water into wine.

It’s the new age of the D-D-S-N.
It’s the new age of the D-D-S-N.

It has everything young techs need to enjoy,
New systems that run on new toys …

It’s the new age of the D-D-S-N.
It’s the new age of the D-D-S-N.

You can pride yourself on being one with the crowd,
You can shout it out loud …

Young man, I said are you listening right now?
I said, young man, do you want to know how?
I said, young man, it’s the future of tech.
But you’ve got to say what the heck!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just move on, to the D-D-S-N.
It will solve your problems today.

It’s the new age of the D-D-S-N.
It’s the new age of the D-D-S-N.

It has everything young techs need to enjoy,
New systems that run on new toys …

It’s the new age of the D-D-S-N.
It’s the new age of the D-D-S-N.

You can pride yourself on being one with the crowd,
You can shout it out loud …

Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no one understood supply chain.
I felt the whole world was inane …

That’s when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, here’s an answer for thee.
It’s a movement that’s called D-D-S-N.
It puts you in control again.

It’s the new age of the D-D-S-N.
It’s the new age of the D-D-S-N.

It has everything young techs need to enjoy,
New systems that run on new toys …

It’s the new age of the D-D-S-N.
It’s the new age of the D-D-S-N.

Young man, young man, there’s no need to feel down
Young man, young man, pick yourself off the ground

It’s the new age of the D-D-S-N.
It’s the new age of the D-D-S-N.
Young man, young man, it’s the future of tech.
But you’ve got to stand and say what the heck!

D-D-S-N
Put your faith in the D-D-S-N
No man, young man, does it all by himself
Young man, young man, put your pride on the shelf

D-D-S-N
It’s time to choose the D-D-S-N
D-D-S-N
Young man, young man, I was once in your shoes
D-D-S-N
Young man, young man, I am now over the supply chain blues.
D-D-S-N